football player 

In high school, they are stereotyped for being big and dumb, but a majority of them are not anything like these. Football players don't just work out and bang girls, they also have to deal with asshole teachers about homework and deal with all the stupid kids at school that were too weak or scared to play football. Also, football players have to stay strong and practice in order to be good. Being a football player is more than just winning games, its about teamwork and intelligence to be a true football player. There will always be the true sterotype football player who dates cheerleaders and is stupid but that only represents a fraction of us all, being a football player myself.

1. Guy 1: That guy plays soccer doesn't he?

2. Guy 2: Hell no, hes way to big and strong for soccer, hes a football player.

football player by Robdog 14 March 8, 2008

Minecraft player

Someone who is manly and plays big boy games unlike fortnite

Hey I am more grown up than you, I play Minecraft and will always be a Minecraft player and never a gaynite player

Minecraft player by Big chad Minecraft player August 21, 2020

Bass player 

The foundation and groove of any good band. Carrier of the Bottom.

That bass player rocked.

Bass player by me August 27, 2004

MP3 player 

One who plays Metroid Prime 3 (MP3).

I got Metroid Prime 3, so now I'm an MP3 player.

MP3 player by Kiro Katashi October 25, 2007

Slit Player 

1. A male that prefers oral sex over penetration. 2. A man that pays a prostitute so he can give her oral sex.

I just don't like pounding. I'm a Slit Player.

Slit Player by the2ndflood October 4, 2007

Dynasty Player 

Referring to someone who has mastered the art of doing nothing and making the work look incredibly laborious.

Man 1: Tommy is such a Dynasty Player!
Man 2: I wish I could get away with surfing the web, drinking coffee, and reading newspaper allday long blah blah blah...

Dynasty Player by MastaFarma January 29, 2009

True Player Twins 

When a man has two or more babies born on the same day from different mothers.

Shawn Kemp's aversion to condoms almost landed him with a few sets of "true player twins".

True Player Twins by True_Player_Twin September 28, 2013