Philadelphia

A city that is cursed and will never win anything. How does one football team make it to the conference finals three years in a row. How do they flyers lose to the lightning. And worst of all how does smarty jones go Undeafted The hole year and loses his last race

Philadelphia is cursed

by Wiggy June 5, 2004

Phil

An awesome lad, who is the greatest of the great. But flawed by being stuck traveling the same road everyone else has already traveled. He loves to write fables about others, this brinngs peace within himself for all his short comings in life.

When I grow up I want to be like Phil, but I don't want to sound like a broken record.

by PhildaMaster June 19, 2010

philadelphia cream cheese

1. This is the art of jerking off onto a piece of toast, spreading it around, then using philly cream cream cheese on top of it to disguise the jism. Great for giving to the bitch or bastard you cant stand.

The bitch was pissing me off so i gave her the philadelphia cream cheese for breakfast and she loved it. She said it had a familiar taste.

by Silk Brah March 21, 2008

Philadelphia

Philadelphia, often reffered to as Philly, is a wonderously tasty full fat soft cheese, first made in America 1872 by William Lawrence (Hero) although the first European records of "cream cheese" date back to as early as 1651... Apperently it has a pH range of 4.4 to 4.9. Mental. Furthermore, it is fantastic on crackers. (Also a city.)

Chris: Hey man, my crackers are really dry... I'm really down.

Paul: Dude, you should try some Philadelphia.

Chris: What would a city do for my crackers?

Paul: No fool, it's cream cheese. Here.

Chris: Wow! you're right, this is the shit dude. My life is complete.

by pbear21 September 21, 2009

Phil Jamieson

Charismatic frontman for Australian band Grinspoon. Self-confident, crazy-dancing, rock-posing, vodka-drinking motherfucker on stage. He puts on one hell of a show. He is the master of rock'n'roll performance.

"Hey did you see at the KISS concert, when Grinspoon opened, how Phil gave it straight back to those fat bikie KISS fans who were yelling at him to get off the stage?"
"Yeah! Didnt he like throw a beer at them, wish them the blessings of God, before dedicating the song 'More Than You Are' to them?
"Exactly. I love that guy."
"Me too."

by lb January 26, 2005

Phil Anders

1. Homer Simpson's unfaithful neighbor.
2. Any clean cut, respectable looking man who is very publicly revealed to be a serial adulterer.

Bob: I didn't know Tiger Woods lived next door to Homer Simpson.
Jim: He sure does.
Bob: Wow, that's like "Tiger Phil Anders".
Jim: Yup, even with Marge.

by TokyoPlumber February 10, 2010

Phil

The term used when someone has had their ballbag stapled to a pair of jeans

Jim: "Ohhhhhhh!"

Barry: What's the matter Jim? Have you Philled yourself to your jeans again?

by Benn =] February 12, 2008