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Phantom Laugh

When someone makes a joke and everyone laughs, then you think of it minutes late when everyone stopped finding it funny and you start laughing
"I thought about what Johny said 5 minutes ago and phantom laughed, everyone looked at me weird.
by NameEntry1 August 19, 2025
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Go Phantom

Definition of a phantom person:

An apparition or specter. an appearance or illusion without material substance, as a dream image, mirage, or optical illusion. a person or thing of merely illusory power, status, efficacy, etc.: the phantom of fear.

“Don’t go ghost, go phantom.”

Becoming/being a phantom: A person enduring emotional trauma decides to “go phantom”. Still being relevant and social, unlike “going ghost”, a phantom still holds his/her stigma about themselves. They don’t lose their status or communications with the outside world. A person loses themselves and decides to go phantom; their reality doesn’t feel real because of the emotional trauma they are enduring . They feel as if they are just in an allusion, their own reality feels distraught, and disturbed. But a phantom chooses to become a phantom to grow into what they plan to become. Their vision of themselves they choose to claim and compose of. Whatever a phantom’s dream or illusion is they will pursue it with consistent dedication and will. The phantom during this process find themselves again, and through time a phantom reconnects with their reality and doesn’t try to escape it, but endure it.

(A person going phantom is a person that feels broken or lost and chooses to find themselves again but not cut everyone off in the process. Humbly endures their struggle unlike ghosting.)
“Joseph didn’t go ghost, he went phantom because he wanted his friends there with him during his grind.”

Don’t go ghost, go phantom.”
by Preston Sexton June 10, 2022
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Phantom Ball Break

Sensation felt similar to a Ball Break, however there is no Ball Break available at this time. This sensation if felt due to the nerves that once were active in this area that no longer belongs due to previous Ball Breaks.
Boss:" Not only do you have to work extra this weekend but we're docking your pay" Employee :" Ouch, that hurt!" Boss :"Whats wrong?" Employee: "Oh, nevermind I forgot yesterday when you made me work over you broke my balls, just strange to be experiencing that Phantom Ball Break ."
by Coltlinder45 July 22, 2010
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Phantom Poop

when after anal sex, one feels the sensation of having to poop when they do not have to poop.
do you really have to poop, or is it just phantom poop.
by sirshitsalot96 February 27, 2021
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Jelly Phantom

One who smacks jelly on toast while staring into the eyes of thy enemies.
Person1:Hey man, who was that guy at the party smacking jelly?
Person2: I thought he was your friend
Person3:That wasn't a girl right?
Person2: Lets just call that creature, The Jelly Phantom
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Phantom gooning

Also known as the "no hand technique" is the act of achieving an orgasm without the use of your hands or outside stimuli, just your genitals and mind
Last night was CRAZY, I was phantom gooning and had a massive finish
by Astridthestar1 January 29, 2025
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Phantom Exams

Defined as the brief delusional feeling of guilt or agony felt by university students after recently finishing their finals, that they still assume that there is an exam out there or somewhere that he/she needs to study for but in reality there isn't. This phantom pain symptom usually occurs after a university student spends 2 weeks or more prepping for their finals in order to save their GPA.

Medical students are the most vulnerable.
Jon: Hey Richard! Excited for our winter break after long hours of mental burnouts and late nighters.

Richard: I wish i could enjoy it but whenever i wake up from bed but i still feel like we have phantom exams.

Jon: same bro, same.
by LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL December 13, 2018
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