Phantom spell 

Getting some weird unexplained sensations such as headaches

After getting out of the library, I instantly got phantom spells from all the reading

Phantom spell by G. W. Shakespeare March 9, 2025

Phantom Scrolling 

When you doom scroll so much, you no longer watch YouTube shorts for entertainment, you just do it because you are addicted to the scrolling motion. Excessive exposure may result in endless scrolling through any app that has shorts, including but not limited to LinkedIn.

Please help me. Seriously, this is a cry for help. I’ve been doom scrolling so much that now I am now phantom scrolling.

Phantom Scrolling by Jitskin March 9, 2025

phantom straddler 

A Ghostly apparition that will ride you like a bucking bronco

Last night I was met by a phantom straddler, my butt still hurts

phantom straddler by Lilbit_syd March 14, 2025

Phantom Fart 

A search engine AI says it's the sensation of flatulence (farting) without the actual expulsion of gas, but we all know that it's a poop that we all thought was just a fart.

Dude 1: "Hold on, let me just fart..."
Dude 1: "...."
Dude 1: "Yo, can I take a shower in here?"
Dude 2: "...Did you just have a phantom fart? dang, dude! you're nasty!"

Phantom Fart by pa-chinko March 15, 2025

Phantom Scrolling 

When you scroll too much on YouTube shorts or TikTok, that you no longer scroll for the point of entertainment, but rather because you are addicted to the scrolling motion.

Guys I just caught myself phantom scrolling on LinkedIn shorts. This is a cry for help, someone help me.

Phantom Scrolling by Jitskin March 22, 2025

Phantom Meme Phenomenon 

When you see a cool meme in the feed, but the feed refreshes before you can save it, and now it gone forever.

Lost a cool meme to Phantom Meme Phenomenon this morning. I'll be sad for a week or so.

Phantom Meme Phenomenon by Memes of Liberty March 23, 2025

Phantom Meme Phenomenon 

When you see a cool meme in the feed, but the feed refreshes before you can interact with or save the meme, and now it's gone forever.

Had the worst Phantom Meme Phenomenon this morning. Really hilarious meme and now it's gone.

Phantom Meme Phenomenon by Memes of Liberty March 23, 2025