The most wonderful, cutest, sexiest, funniest human being to ever walk this earth. He is also MY husband, so he is taken.
Marley: "Omg who's that cute, funny, beautiful man over there?"
Me: "Oh that's Evan Peters, he is my husband. I want him to slam me against the wall and punch me until I can't take it anymore."
Marley: "Awh man."
Me: "Oh that's Evan Peters, he is my husband. I want him to slam me against the wall and punch me until I can't take it anymore."
Marley: "Awh man."
by evan peters wifey mama November 01, 2022
Very popular in mvms because of how nice he is. He is a asshole most of the time though and thinks he’s tough he’s mad skinny and is only good at sports cause his father forced him.
by Dumbass2004 July 04, 2019
Verb
Synonymous with the verb variations of Tom Holland and the clean version of Spider-man
To disappear into nothing/dust, like cotton candy in water or wind blowing a character away after being badly burned in a cartoon
Synonymous with the verb variations of Tom Holland and the clean version of Spider-man
To disappear into nothing/dust, like cotton candy in water or wind blowing a character away after being badly burned in a cartoon
by spittingfactsandspillingtea December 02, 2018
person 1: yo whys peter parker so leng bro
person 2: bro idfk
person 1: tf you mean you don’t know
person 2: man idfk who peter parker is
person 2: bro idfk
person 1: tf you mean you don’t know
person 2: man idfk who peter parker is
by lengstyll March 24, 2022
by peterchenfan123 August 12, 2023
The Main Character in the Guardians of the Galaxy Franchise (MCU). Half Celestial until he lost his powers in the second movie. He is the captain of his ship (not Thor) and is very funny.
Peter Quill is a Space Pirate.
by Larry the Larry Man April 28, 2022
Someone asks you to borrow your chapstick, and when you get it back its all mashed up and horrible looking.
Almost as if it was raped.
Almost as if it was raped.
by LawlSavannahLawl February 20, 2009