Get the Parkermug. by qazellee August 28, 2022
Get the tom parkermug. One of my best friends I trust him with everything. You can trust him, no matter what. He’s the only one who checked up on me not even my best friend checked up on me. That’s why I trust him. Even when I’m in trouble, he’ll still try to take the blame for me and that’s what I love about Parker. He’s like my brother That I never got.
by Logan is amazing 1234 May 5, 2025
Get the Parker McDonaldmug. A gravity-defying jawn made entirely of festering trash bags, pizza boxes, and the collective disappointment of a unionized workforce. This urban eyesore arises when the mayor of Philadelphia decides playing chicken with underpaid sanitation workers is more important than, say, basic public hygiene. Usually spotted chilling on curbs, clogging storm drains, or photobombing wedding pics in Fairmount Park.
"Yo, I couldn’t even see the SEPTA stop through that Cherelle Parker of garbage."
"South Philly smells like a cheesesteak got into a fistfight with a possum inside a Cherelle Parker."
"You think Rocky ran up those Art Museum steps just to catch a whiff of this Cherelle Parker? Nah."
"South Philly smells like a cheesesteak got into a fistfight with a possum inside a Cherelle Parker."
"You think Rocky ran up those Art Museum steps just to catch a whiff of this Cherelle Parker? Nah."
by Mayor McJawn July 2, 2025
Get the Cherelle Parkermug. Any gathering of children in fancy dress, face paint or costume will feature at least one Spider-Man regardless of the actual event.
"The nativity play had one Mary, one Joseph, one baby jesus (plastic), three shepherds, four angels, six wise men, one sheep and of course, one Spider-Man. Parker's Law was in full effect."
by PrinceGinger March 3, 2025
Get the Parker's Lawmug. A cool guy with a great personality, Parker Usually likes girls that are nice and supportive, He relies on other people a lot and usually has only friends that are girls and maybe one friend that is a boy, If he tells a girl that he likes her he feels that girl is the only one who understands him and he wants to cherish her forever. Sometimes he gets a little sad if he sees the girl he likes laughing and having a great time with another boy because she doesn't have as much fun around him. He likes getting to know people and doesn't want to feel like a bad person. If he ever cries around you that means he cares enough for you to let you see his emotions.
by Truefacts26381 November 10, 2022
Get the Parkermug. a parker is probably one of the most beautiful people in the world,
they are super kind absolutely adorable and iltsm </3
they are super kind absolutely adorable and iltsm </3
by emofajry (aka fraise) August 26, 2021
Get the parkermug.