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PANICAN

“A new political party based on Weak and Stupid people!” - 🥭
Don’t be Weak! Don’t be Stupid! Don’t be Covfefe! Don’t be a PANICAN!
by Greg Focker April 30, 2025
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Panic

Me whenever anyone interacts with me on social media
Someone just commented on my wattpad story (my first comment btw) and they said hey blah blah we could talk on Instagram or discord

Bitch I don’t have Instagram or discord

I have no idea who you are

I’m a minor

So yeah I panicked
by Fuckthe January 20, 2026
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Panican

**Panican** *(n.)* – A derogatory term originally coined by Donald J. Trump, ironically describing his own cult-like followers. Despite Trump's command, *"Don’t be weak, don’t be stupid—don’t be a Panican!"* his most loyal supporters embody the very definition:

- **Blindly obedient**, despite Trump appointing grossly unqualified officials to his cabinet, dismantling public education (to keep his base ignorant and easily manipulated), and enacting policies that harm the working class while enriching the elite.

- **Willfully ignorant** of Trump’s extensive history of sexual assault allegations (including rape), his friendship with convicted child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, and his disturbing, incestuous remarks about his own daughter.

- **Hypocritically devout**, praising Trump as a "messiah" while ignoring his blatant anti-Christian behavior—spreading hatred, cheating on his wives (including with a porn star while Melania was postpartum), and bragging about sexual assault.

- **Easily conned**, as they continue worshipping a man who openly despises the poor, lies constantly, and has done nothing to improve their lives—yet they defend him with religious fervor.

This definition highlights the hypocrisy and cult-like devotion of Trump’s base, exposing how the term *"Panican"*—meant as an insult to others—perfectly describes his own followers.
Those Trump fanatics still think he’s a godly man, even after he admitted to grabbing women by the pussy and hung out with Epstein. Total Panicans.
by Jason Camp808 May 25, 2025
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Panini party

1. A party involving multiple people in which everybody brings sandwich ingredients and make paninis.

2. A sexual act in a threesome where one member (usually the woman) lays face down, another member on top of them (usually a man), and the third which lays on the middle person (can be a man or woman with a strap on).
1. “Hey man, you hear Tyler is having a panini party? I’ll bring the ham”

2. “Hey guys, we should try a panini party later tonight
by Bruzz be chuzz August 6, 2025
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Pocket Panic

Pocket panic is the phenomenon of losing track of the whereabouts of some important item you carry on your person. Wallets, cash, identification, keys and cell phones are the items most likely to be misplaced and trigger an episode fo pocket panic.
After I got to my seat on the airplane, I had pocket panic because I couldn't find my keys, but my wife found them under my seat. They'd fallen out of my hip pocket.
by loobeydoobey February 8, 2010
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e-panic

The feeling of panic you experience when you hit the Enter button and realise you've made a mistake in the tax form.
Even though I was certain all the figures were correct, I experienced a rush of e-panic when I submitted the form.
by Ruerzi July 10, 2011
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Catanic Panic

Catanic Panic is an experimental musical band practicing the aesthetic principles of art and science.

Catanic kah-tan-ick serial behavior involving cats and the role playing of their physical attributes

also called: "Catanic Worship" - merchant which includes the sale of Catanic Panic novelties, mp3's and CD's
ex: Catanic Panic is a band "Emerging from the RP (Role Play) dominion Alexis Pena Goco adopted the name Catanic as a reference to an insatiable desire to emulate cats which was bred from his fixations earlier in life to wear dark clothing and ravenous locked hairstyles while bewildered by the after shock of the 1960's/70's during the 1980's when his formative times were spent reclusive and absorbed into the alternative styles of art, music and clothing..."
by Arty Caboodle September 4, 2011
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