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Air Punch

The act of punching into thin air, normally as a sign you are excited because you did something cool, or your team scored points in a match, and you want everyone to know about it. This is the equivalent to the 'woo-hoo' sound made by dumb chics when they are all talking about something stupid and they want to show their agreement on something dumb. It is important to chose the right moment when to air punch, and to do it right, or you will look like a douchebag.
that douche Larry always has to air punch when the Lakers score, he looks like such an ass

eventually i had to air punch with the rest of the crowd, they were starting to turn on me
by SiffBachelor June 3, 2009
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Goon Punch

n.
aka Jesus' urine.
The main ingredient in bad ass teenagers' vomit, goon punch is a sweet, cheap-wine based drink made in 5L batches to provide hours of nudity and pseudo-sentimental bullshit conversations at every under 16's birthday party since the late 80's. Best served cold, best drunk quickly.

Ingredients:
Goon
Fruit
Juice

Optional extras:
Ice
Other people's stolen Bacardi / vodka / gin.
Guy 1: Man, can go out drinking tonight as I don't have any money for drinks.
Guy 2: Forget about it! Sally made a goon punch...
Guy 1: Well, fuck yeah!
Guy 3: Quick, steal your mum's gin!
by Danielkjoyce July 10, 2010
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ass punch

To firmly connect a closed fist with the rectal region of a person.
SAL: Hey Joe, Why You Walking Funny?
JOE: Ah, The Wife Ass-Punched Me Again!
by Joey Loggs July 23, 2003
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ultimate punch

when you simultaneously punch a person with both fists, and kick them in the balls too.
guy1: aw man, did you just see that pillow biter get ultimate punched?! :O
guy2: yeah dude, he took it like a champ!
by Dongslap April 4, 2009
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Ninja punch

Dude, that marine got ninja punched by the big green weenie for the second time, he is getting an bad conduct discharge.
by Kreator89 February 6, 2010
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Florida Punch

drink that contains dark rum, cognac, grapefruit juice and orange juice.
get your hands off my Florida Punch!
by queen_bee August 23, 2006
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Breath Punch

When a person talks to you and their breath is so bad, as soon as you smell it, your face naturally reacts as if you were punched by Kimbo Slice.
"He came up to talk to me and the next thing I knew i was breath punched."
by AllDolphin54 January 15, 2009
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