plan v

Having an ovarian cyst that is causing extreme discomfort. You have your significant other twat tap you with their left hook to pop it.

I gave her the old plan v the other day.

by Jomamabiotchhhhh June 22, 2023

New Balance Plan

A New Balance Plan is a highly contrived plan to arrange a run-in with your crush. It can sometimes edge towards silly or ridiculous. The goal is the crush not to realize you planned a run in.

"Okay well he'll need a new pair of sneakers for the season so if you hang out around the New Balance store near his apartment you're bound to run into him EVENTUALLY. It's a New Balance Plan."

by letthewordsoverflow July 24, 2022

Plan D

The act of shooting a pregnant girl in the stomach with a shotgun, killing her and the fetus

Just shot a pregnant lady in the stomach, call that plan D

by ElephantShit1050 June 26, 2023

Republiscape Plan

A proposed course of action for temporarily or permanently leaving the United States in the event that Donald Trump, Ted Cruz, or another regressive, bellicose, and bigoted Republican is elected President.

Whether it's applying for dual citizenship, letting a travel visa lapse, becoming a Reverse Russian Mail-Order Bride, or chancing Ebola by becoming a Liberian Missionary, you had better hash out your Republiscape Plan before November, Consuela.

by OhIGetIt September 6, 2016

Plans Are Optional

proper noun: a decent podcast made by 3 mildly funny, tired and relatable middle aged nerds who struggle with recording equipment, but still make it work.

them: Are you listening to any podcasts right now?

me: Plans Are Optional.

them: Why don't you just say no, instead of trying to sound mysterious?

me, sighing: -_- no, thats the name of a podcast, Plans Are Optional.

by frankieluvsasuke October 28, 2019

Andras Plan

A Plan that when made is known to be subject to change until the last second of its commencement.

'Is saturday for the boys?' 'Nah I'm not sure if I'm feeling it yet, just Andras plan it for now'

by ktime27 June 11, 2018

Plan WreckyWecky

Where you sit in the most random location with LMGs and wait for the enemies, killing them all or most. Similar to Plan Woogabug.

"Sit here and wait."

"Why?"

"We doing Plan WreckyWecky."

by JuiceBarBC June 24, 2022