Skip to main content

fistful of stone

1. To have the equivalent or near the equivalent of deadweight. E.I. nothing of worth/value.
2. An event, object, person(s), or thing that is of little praise or virtue.
Ex. 1 - We only had two donors give a considerable contribution, so the rest of the room was a fistful of stone.
Ex. 2 - I gave Jill $300 to go gamble on the tables, She came back with five $5 chips, a goddamn fistful of stone!
Ex. 3 - "McFaddens got shot down because five people were stabbed.' 'Had it been four people no problem, but god forbid it was five people, a whole fistful of stone!"
by GoldenBoy44 January 7, 2015
mugGet the fistful of stone mug.

shitting stones

suggestions by people to try and solve something, or make and idea for something...random things to say
Alright, now i'm just shitting stones here, but what if this time we...

He was just sitting there shitting stones like there was no tomarrow...but we still couldn't figure out what the missing link was.
by dougperch19 July 19, 2007
mugGet the shitting stones mug.

surf and stoned

1. Surf And Stoned is a Hawaii Big Island based enterprise. Cannabis for Dummies TM authors, Surf And Stoned Brand, Ayahuasca Paradise Ministries, Hawaii Justice Collation Policy Institute, and Big Island Patient Grow Collective. Started by Brandon Evans and Connor McRaven. Founded 2017/2018 with investors funding from HSBC the name Surf And Stoned and the logo are pending trademark. Surfandstoned.com is the companies website.

2. Surf And Stoned is the action of surfing while stoned.

3. Surf And Stoned is a place.
Surf and stoned is the best smoke shop, vape shop, and brand in Hawaii; and the 1st seed to sale cannabis indusrty leader.
by AlohaBro December 12, 2017
mugGet the surf and stoned mug.

Stone Sleep

That sleep when you're high as fuck and having the sickest dreams of your life.
Dad: "Jimmy I know you smoked last night"
Jimmy: "What? How did you know?"
Dad: "...Well I came into your room to tell you I was home, and then I couldn't wake you up. Looked like you were having some pretty good dreams. That's stone sleep for ya"
by alexfromtarget November 12, 2014
mugGet the Stone Sleep mug.

Stone the Crow

To lash out at the evidence of your deathly state.

“Well, stone the crows!” Basically, “I am so dead and all that’s left to do is fight to keep the buzzards from eating my flesh”. To stone the crow is pointless, because a crow only attacks you if you are dead. (You can’t literally throw stones at it if you’re dead), but it’s like panicking about the future and directing your anger about your misfortune and imminent death out towards something as harmless as a bird just because it reminds you of your awful predicament. We should never stone the proverbial crow, even if we are practically dead already, died before or are dead inside. In other words “don’t trip on small things when you have bigger fish to fry”. Or “don’t curse your fate or it’ll curse you.”
The injured warrior stumbled into camp and an opportunistic mate yelled “stone the crow! You’re in bad shape.”
by DRUsky September 11, 2023
mugGet the Stone the Crow mug.

Rolling Stone

by Bromo February 9, 2020
mugGet the Rolling Stone mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email