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Closet Basic

1. People who pretend they are arty and authentic but are actually basic. 2. People who have no individual sense of style, but merely copy from more artistic people , I.e. authentic artists.
“Wow, look at those new Doc Martens she has”
“Na, she is closet basic. She works in marketing and I saw her at brunch last weekend.”
by Brooklyn Paulie December 13, 2023
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Basicitis

A disease that causes one to conform to suburban and conventional values; symptoms may include: never leaving your home town, wearing Michael Kors and Tori Burch, getting engaged to your high school sweetheart, and having pictures frames with etched phrases such as "Family", "Live Laugh Love", "if I know what love is, it is because of you"
Lauren was diagnosed with basicitis - she thinks NYC = Times Square and M&M World.
by Russell J June 23, 2018
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Basically I’m Gay

The video by Dan Howell that made us collectively smile, cry, and die of happiness
Dan’s Basically I’m Gay video made me cry for 3 hours
by AngelFalls July 20, 2019
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