Pearl Jam

1. Shiny and white like pearls, sticky like jam, if you didn't already know: it's semen.

2. Probably one of the worst "Grunge" bands, or at least one with the worst influence on "Modern Rock" bands from the mid 90's onwards.

"It's sad that when people think of Pearl Jam, they think of that band instead of the fluid which carries with it the potential for human life."

"Anna enjoyed some pearl jam last night"

by RKFS December 07, 2007

traffic jam

A great excuse to get an oral while driving.

I couldn't wait for the next traffic jam up ahead, I was so horny with my woman in the car.

by [e-mail] March 17, 2008

Clam Jam

The last Saturday before finals at Fairfield University in which thousands of students flee the overbearing pigs that run security at school and migrate to fairfield beach for a fun filled day of binge drinking, bitches, and beriut. Clam Jam includes various bands, dj's, drunk security guards and of course plenty kegs to go around.

It has recently come under the scrutiny of full time residents at fairfield beach who bought beach houses in a college town for half the price, expecting no disturbances. As much as these fun suckers try to ruin our time, clam jam will always live on.

John: You going down to clam jam today? I heard the cops are gonna be strict.
Mike: Fuck those pigs. I would never miss clam jam.

by FU Beach September 22, 2010

Toe Jam

sweaty and sticky build up of fungus and dead skin in between may also result in a rash

Damn that trollop Kiralee had some nasty toe jam

by Pj & Tj November 30, 2007

clam jam

Two women pressing their vaginas against each other.

I went to the strip joint last night and saw two chicks doing the clam jam

by I need a hobby March 02, 2005

jam and cheese

Invented by Xav, urban theologist and wordsmith, Jam and Cheese encompasses everything. It may be used as an answer to any question and it will be correct.

How are you today? - Jam and Cheese.

My cat has just died. - Oh, Jam and Cheese

by from Snoglondon December 08, 2004

Hamster Jam

When pleasuring yourself by letting hamsters burrow into your anal cavity and one of them gets stuck thus causing a log jam of hamsters in your anus.

Proctologist (looking at X-Ray): Well you've got a pretty nasty hamster jam going on in there. We're gonna have to send a snake up there to clean 'em out.

by DoubleDs22 January 01, 2012