What's red, and bad for your teeth?

a brick.

Yuuko: Hey Mai! What's red, and bad for your teeth?
Mai: a brick.

Yuuko: Huh?
*brick falling down crushing her skull*
*explosion*

by coffeemccoffee May 17, 2023

Teething

to have a fit of frustration or anger for a justified reason but sill getting clowned on

Bro take B bro stop Teething

by The one Man made man August 20, 2022

short teeth

Like Hitler only better (with sparkles)

Len: You know that guy down the street?
Eve: Which one?
Len: Blonde hair, blue eyes, short teeth?
Eve: Oh him? He's a proper Aryan

by Racist Youth-in-Asia May 19, 2015

Teeth

A myth made up by the feds so that they can make money off of toothpaste

Person 1: "I have teeth"
Person 2: "No you don't"

by 1/10 Dentists June 30, 2023

corpse teeth

The coloring effect on your teeth from drinking red wine.

TIme to go brush those wine stains off, I have corpse teeth.

by StephJamz February 18, 2015

teeth meat

The meat on your floss that can be re-eaten

Coming back from the steakhouse I picked out some tasty teeth meat, it was delicious!!

by TeethMeat February 10, 2014

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