naked

what i was as i typed this definition.

I am naked.She is naked, not to mention psychotically hot!

by DolanMay September 27, 2003

Naked Texas Football

Invented a late November night a few years by two northeastern girls. Dreamed big and dreamed of texas style boys, food, football and friends. At the same time 12:20, the both randomly suggested to play naked texas football in one of the great high school statidums and so it was born-- Naked Texas Football, full on tackle of course

When we go back to Texas, we are going to play Naked Texas Football, until we are covered in so many subtanteces we dont know what hit us

by AdidasAngel775 November 26, 2004

pet name

a really soppy way of adressing someone you are romantically attatched to.

His pet name is squishy sossige

or

I almost spewed when i heard the pet name he gave me

by indifference_is November 8, 2008

generic name

John

John is a Generic name

by Luluiskindaweird September 9, 2018

porn name

Your middle name + the name of the street you grew up on

My middle name is Christopher and I grew up on Glendale Avenue. Therefore, my porn name is "Christopher Glendale".

by Coffeeshopgoth September 13, 2005

Naked and afraid

When your girl doesn't know she's your girl and she's screaming because she doesn't know how she ended up in your basement

Lilly was naked and afraid. Michael was just naked.

by 69SwantonHigh August 27, 2016

Facebook name syndrome

Referring to someone by the name they have on facebook, rather than their real name, because the truth is you see their facebook more often than you see them in person.

Can be taken to even worse extremes when a screenname is substituted.

Frank: *thinking* Hey, it's James DePaul!
Jim: *thinking* Oh, it's that Francis Williams guy. *facepalm* Oops... facebook name syndrome again.

by Peachy Gee October 21, 2009