Murph

Someone who deserves to have their cheerios pissed on.

Ima get that murph.

by doggfight November 2, 2010

dropkick murphys

A kick ass celtic punk rock band originating from Boston Mass. That has written awesome songs like...

State of Massachusetts, Shipping up to Boston, The Dirty glass, Tessie, Kiss me I'm Shitfaced, Johnny I Hardly Knew Ya, and Going out in Style

All songs by dropkick murphys

by Greenday DKM theory of a DM May 11, 2012

Murph Dawg

1. Justin Murphy

2. Slang word for FUCKING a 6th grader while a junior in high school.

3. Douche Bag !

Did you hear garrick pulled a murph dawg the other day?

by stinkcheese69 July 5, 2011

murph

one who is sloppy, especially when drunk (synonym = slopfest). one who is unable to imbibe more than 3 thimbles of natty light without becoming "belig." Has been known to knock over tables and spill drinks and fall out of his bed.

"Ryan was such a murph last night, I saw him getting with Creepy Stalker Girl after only 1.5 thimbles!"

by TC, BHAM$, T, G October 31, 2007

murph

(v) To fart.

(n) A fart.

Phew, dude. Who murphed?

Roll down the window, bro. I'm about to murph.

That chick's entire house smelled like one big murph.

by Rob & Ken December 22, 2004

Murph

When you fart while sitting in a bathtub, then you eat the bubbles.

Andy murphed while in the tub last Tuesday.

by nevermuphed August 31, 2010

Murphed

Strangely akin to 'morphed' in that the most regular and mild-mannered individual can, in the space of a few hours, turn into a rabid, dribbling fiend, screaming obscenities willy-nilly, controlled by the strings of Arthur Guinness. The act of spending an evening in the company of Vince Murphy of Rathmines. Yeehaw.

"Mattress was locked the other night, man."
"Yeh, he was completely fragonned and controlled by strings."
"Exceedingly Murphed. Oh no, he's coming over..."
"Can ye not do that somewhere else..?"

by David Cowpell Downtrodden September 2, 2004