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grey-mouse-woman syndrome

A totally mediocre, not ugly, not beautiful, utterly forgettable woman who posts amazing pictures of her pathetic life on social media pretending that she’s someone else.
Holly is suffering from grey-mouse-woman syndrome. She’s unrecognisable in her Facebook - she looks thin and pretty..
by KA43n January 5, 2022
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Mickey Mouse Bullshit

by Zoubrasauce August 16, 2009
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The second mouse gets the cheese.

The response you say to someone who chastises you for not being early or on time. The first mouse gets killed in the trap leaving the cheese for the second mouse.
You are late getting to the box office to buy tickets for a concert and the guy who has been waiting in line for hours tells you, "Dude, the early bird gets the worm!" You respond by saying, "Yeah, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
by AC137 October 4, 2009
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Third mouse gets the cheese

an expression you say when the first mouse and the second mouse get into a fight. The third mouse waits until the fight is over to get the cheese from the winner.
"Wow, Alex. Those guys really fucked us hard in Snobby Shores. I guess the third mouse always does get the cheese!."

"Those guys sucked but the third mouse gets the cheese"
by Third Mouse October 6, 2019
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Double clicking your mouse

Female masturbation, making reference to the finger action one might do to the clit and its similarity to that of double clicking a computer mouse
Becky went home and "double clicked her mouse" last night

Becky constantly "double clicks her mouse" to me

Becky, What are you doing, Watching porn and "double clicking your mouse"?
by BeckysManSlave September 13, 2009
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bob marley's tit mouse

A mouse that lives in a tit, but this one is specifically bob marley's.
Wow did you see bob Marley's tit mouse? Yeah that's a really ripe one!
by Sally666lol June 27, 2016
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MISKA MOOSKA MICKEY MOUSE

the chant you say to summon the greatest robot in history.
by ROWLETMAN July 19, 2017
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