Monopupilation

The altered vision after-effect of having one pupil constricted and one pupil dilated after viewing the bright screen of your smart phone in the middle of the night when you are half asleep trying not to fully awaken.

I almost walked into a door after suffering a severe case of monopupilation when I got up in the middle of the night, looked at my phone and then stumbled to the bathroom while trying not to wake up.

by Donisms May 26, 2013

Monopoloaded

When you play too much monopoly

You need stop playing, or you'll become monopoloaded

by 765HB77 July 1, 2014

monomeaner

A single person who who is mean to others for no reason or purpose

John is a monomeaner because he calls Sam a fag for no reason at all

by Herbalife lover January 14, 2016

monolit

Monolit is an Eastern Europe Thrash Metal band formed that was formed in 1988 in Mostar, Bosnia and Herzegovina. The band remained active until 1992, when political and ethnic tensions caused the Bosnian war to break out, and they were never heard of again. During the war, the band's drummer, Zlatko "Zuba" Mehić was killed in action. The band reformed in 2006, and released their demo they recorded in 1989, called Deimos Tapes. In 2012, Monolit released their first album.

Dude, did you hear Monolit's first album? It's so damn awesome!

by TheKebabinator August 3, 2016

Mononix

An annoying douchebag who always tells everyone he can hack, but in reality he can't.

That person is a Mononix.

by Doctor No Nose May 30, 2016

Monocrop

To crop a single person out of a photo of a group of 2 or more people.

Susan looked horrible in that photo, so I decided to monocrop her out of it.

by Hugo W August 26, 2016

monotosis

The made-up disease of having a monotone.

To have a dull; lacking in variety and interest tone of speaking. A person who has monotosis is monotonous (of a sound or utterance) lacking in variation in tone or pitch.

Mark: I'm so excited about winning a million dollars (no tone)
Jordan: You don't sound very excited
Mark: Well... I am
Jordan: You, sir, have monotosis

by chalhoubmark February 6, 2017