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Michael Michael Motorcycle 

An intensive sexual act where one homosexual man treats his partner like a motorbike. This includes topping the man while squeezing and twisting his testicles with maximum torque to replicate revving up the engine. The act can even go as far as doing routine oil checks on the man's rectal cavity and seat polishing which includes intensive backshots, resulting in maximum surface area ejaculation coverage.

Most partners will use full leather bondage suits in order to further replicate the motorbike appeal
Hey man, I was hoping to take my Michael Michael Motorcycle out of the garage tonight and go for a long drive!
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sign crushes motorist 

sign crushes motorist is a project run by Ireland based, Liam McCay. sign crushes motorist is a song by calm, which eventually turned into the band duster. The project is highly influenced by duster’s slow and lofi sound.
“I love i just want to hold her by sign crushes motorist!”

double underhook motor ass 

In missionary position, you wrap your right arm under her left leg and left arm under her right leg pulling both legs back and repeatedly pile drive your penis in her vagina with your ball slapping against her ass.

Sike Sike Motorbike 

Sike but funny and not unsikeable
Lil Miyah:You ugly
Sexy young man Cody:Sike Sike motorbike
Go follow me on ig @whotfiscody

Backwater Mud Motor

The act of motorboating someone's butt cheeks as they have diarrhea.
If you two are gonna Backwater Mud Motor, at least clean up after.

The Angry Monty Python Motor Engine Pink Floyd Principle

Chaos Contained = Pressurized Motion

Angry Monty Python Motor Engine Pink Floyd Principle
noun

Pronunciation:
AN-gree MON-tee PY-thon MO-tor EN-jin PINK floyd PRIN-suh-puhl

Definition:

The idea that strong emotions or wild creativity become destructive or useless if immediately acted on or suppressed, but powerful if intentionally contained.

The reason yelling online achieves nothing, while albums, movements, jokes, and laws change the world.

Chaos that learned how to wait.

Synonyms:

“Let the turbine spin”

“Don’t go kinetic yet”

“Sit in it first”
“I was about to rage-post, but then I remembered the Angry Monty Python Motor Engine Pink Floyd Principle and went for a walk instead.”

“That album worked because it followed the Angry Monty Python Motor Engine Pink Floyd Principle—pure emotion, perfectly contained.”

“Bro, you’re violating the Angry Monty Python Motor Engine Pink Floyd Principle. You need a container.”

National buy your loved one a motorcycle day 

The international day of buying your loved one the motorcycle they desire is March 23.
It's 23 today, national buy your loved one a motorcycle day, i have to buy him that h2r he always talks about.