Mississippi Butter Churner

The act of collecting a woman’s breast milk, lying on your back, pouring the breast milk into your urethra, and having said woman jerk your penis as if she is churning butter. Creates a blockage in your penis if done correctly

That girl last night was a freak, she gave me a Mississippi Butter Churner!

Mississippi Butter Churner by Mississippi Madd January 12, 2026

Mississippi Butter Churner

When you fill up a cup of a woman’s breast milk and pour it in her vagina and then the man has sex with the woman. The woman may or may not be wearing a Mexican wrestling mask.

I just gave this girl a Mississippi butter churner

Mississippi Butter Churner by Mississippilover January 12, 2026

MISSISSIPPI CHEST SCRATCHER

The sexual act of a woman bonding a male to a bed after which she will shit on his chest and rub it around

We tried a mississippi chest scratcher yesterday

MISSISSIPPI CHEST SCRATCHER by Ikke1 January 20, 2026

Mississippi Mudbucket

A delightful cocktail; made with Hennessy, bartenders spit, bartenders squirt (queef works in a pinch) and 14yo Glenmorangie

Preferably the bartender is a goth girl

One Mississippi Mudbucket please, extra queef

Mississippi Mudbucket by Maarrrks January 28, 2026

Mississippi Saddle

When a women sits her beautiful saddle (hoohah, vagina, cooter, pussy) on your mustache.

McKayla strapped up on the Mississippi saddle and went for a ride that ended in squirt everywhere.

Mississippi Saddle by Pediatric Synopsis February 5, 2026

mississippi crown

The act of releasing a juicy deuce on someone's dome-piece

Chad: "Dude, I gave Stacy the worst mississippi crown last night!"

Eric: "What the fuck is wrong with you?"

mississippi crown by bigdicktinyballs February 23, 2026

Mississippi Water Valve

The act of twisting a persons penis until they either pee or start bleeding

"Yeah my girlfriend and I tried the Mississippi water valve last night! I almost couldn't make it!"

Mississippi Water Valve by drawlnutter30201 March 13, 2026