Maria paula

She does not breathe when she talks.

Her soulmate is kevin;

Kevin makes maria paula happy

by Elamorsh November 24, 2021

Maria

Maria is a kind-hearted person with a big personality. She is OBSESSED with anime and loves cosplaying. She has a crazy friend group full of people who she never wants to let go of. She is funny and will always make you laugh. She can make the CRAZIEST faces and will always be there to make you smile.

Maria: Makes a hilarious face.

All her friends: Laughs their asses off.

by leevythecosplayer June 14, 2022

maria murrin

maria murrin is a girlboss slayer who loves her husband lars ulrich

person one: omg look there’s maria murrin!
person two: omg she’s so cool i wanna marry her
person one: you cant marry her idiot she’s married to lars ulrich

by chickenstripsxx May 14, 2022

Maria Wang

Maria is a little asian girl who loves Misha Collins. She loves old men, which ngl I do agree with !!. She loves touching people's bums yum yum! She works at target. She is so obsessed with old men. ANd she is going to start a cult with Nethya, she thinks George Floyd is the same and Pink Floyd. She is the proud mother of those squishy ducks. She likes John a lot as well, hes the best country twink.

Omg I saw this girl who was like twerking?
Oh yeah that's maria wang!!!

by nethuya September 11, 2024

Maria

A total five nights at Freddy's badass she is the world champion buy playing all 7 games at once 20/20 mode but do not distract her she will throw the computer at your head and the fuck out you

Maria fnaf legend

by Erlangshen 6940 April 24, 2021

Maria

Maria is the bestest best friend in the world but she doesnot know how to control her strength. She can beat the f out of you. She is smexy af
She is also friends with 99.999999% of the boys and is a tomboy

Boy: is that Maria?
Boy2: Yeah she is the meme dealer

by anonymous April 21, 2023

Maria

She's everything that a man needed.

Ronn found his Maria.

by Tonyyytonyyy June 10, 2021