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mile-a-minute vine

a killer plant (Mikania micrantha) that is destructive to other plants. Native to Central and South America, the plant grows three inches a day and can climb on any type of plant, forming a canopy overhead. This would block sunlight and stifle the photosynthesis process of the plant, thus ultimately killing it. As the plant spreads rapidly, it is appropriately called a mile-a-minute vine.
A large number of mile-a-minute vines have invaded the park.
by uttam maharjan April 22, 2010
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hickory smoked minute clinic

(Disclaimer): Can only be performed when fucking after a barbecue.

The hickory smoked minute clinic is performed by taking the leftover, uncooked hickory smoked bacon (from the barbecue) and first wrapping it around your dick. Once this action is completed you may proceed to take your meat covered cock and pork your girlfriend for exactly one minute. As soon as you pull out you must take the uncooked bacon and make her eat it exactly how it is.
"Yo I just saw Redneck Sam give that girl a Hickory Smoked Minute Clinic behind the Grill!"
by TheRealPD February 3, 2015
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A Quaza 1 Minute Special

Whenever the individual named "Quaza" makes a meme out of a screenshot in less than a minute, some would say its their specialty.
"Look at this silly screenshot Quaza! Wait. What?! You already made a meme out of it? That's A Quaza 1 Minute Special!"
by VibeCheckRadio August 3, 2023
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two minute steam stink

To defecate in a bathroom toilet while an individual is in the shower.
My woman was showering, but I couldn't hold it anymore, so I had to drop the two minute steam stink.
by Matryx February 13, 2003
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ten minutes 'til ten

Generally refers to hair length; a woman with very short hair.
That bitch's hair was as short as ten minutes 'til ten.
by Hoobaju October 8, 2003
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3 minutes too late

“Carlos you’re 3 minutes too late
by carlossucksbutt September 27, 2020
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Your mum for five minutes

A humorous response to someone who ask you what your going to do with your cash
John: Hey what would you buy for one pound eighty

Billy:Your mum for five minutes
by Fingerblaster43 December 31, 2016
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