Afterbirth of a Lesbian Clusterfuck

1. A person of limited value, typically lazy and/or lacking self-motivation.
2. The sticky, liquid mess left over after a lesbian orgy; typically composed of lube, saliva, sweat and female ejaculate.

1. Jesus, Dan... What are you? The afterbirth of a lesbian clusterfuck?
2. Mark had the unsavory job of cleaning up this months afterbirth of a lesbian clusterfuck; although it provided him with ample masturbation fodder.

by DamienCross March 5, 2009

lipstick lesbian

feminine lesbian

When a new lipstick lesbian walked into the fern bar, all the birddogs went on point.

by Anonymous November 8, 2002

Lesbian balls

non sensical insult

by herman wooks winds of war June 11, 2003

Lesbia

A place that exists only in the minds of London's more stupid cab drivers.

Passenger "In that case, what are your views on Lesbians?"
Cabbie "Er, um.. send 'em all back to Lesbia. I've had enough of 'em scrounging off our welfare state. I had that Abu Hamsa in the back of the cab once. He wanted to go to Heathrow. I'll tell you what mate, I've never driven a fare so fast ha ha ha..."

by John McCririck's Unlucky Laundress October 4, 2005

He/Him lesbian

a he/him lesbian is a lesbian who uses He/Him pronouns, they’ve sparked a lot of discourse because a lot of people accostiate He/Him pronouns with men, which yes a lot of men use He/Him, However gender is defined as “Gender is the range of characteristics pertaining to femininity and masculinity and differentiating between them. Depending on the context, this may include sex-based social structures and gender identity” while pronouns are defined as “In linguistics and grammar, a pronoun is a word or a group of words that one may substitute for a noun or noun phrase”, so therefore you can use be any pronouns and be any specific gender identity + also a lot of arguments against He/Him lesbians is “the only time lesbians used He/Him in history was to pass off as men for safety”, which yes there was a lot of lesbians that did that, however historically speak there was lesbians who did that because they felt disconnected from their womenhood, so therefore you need to chill out

person: “you can’t use he/him and be lesbian because he/him pronouns are only for men”
a he/him lesbian: “pronouns and gender by definition are completely two different things also you aren’t lesbian you need to stop speaking over lesbians voices”

by lesbian_mess September 12, 2022

lesbian toolbox

Manly bags carried by extremely butch lesbians. Usually used to house hatchets and axes for when they go on lumberjacking trips.

Here comes Pam with her lesbian toolbox again. I'll bet she keeps hedge clippers and a sludge hammer in that thing.

by Deering September 13, 2006

lesbangle

A lesbian triangle created when three women are connected in writhing, squirming pleasure, each one's mouth, ass or vagina connected to the mouth, ass or vagina of another. Connections may be made via direct, skin-to-skin contact, or by means of a double-headed dildo or some such similar strap-on device.

1. "The horny triplets managed to create the world's first equilateral lesbangle."

2. "Sorry Henry, there's no way you and your three buddies could ever make a lesbangle. Perhaps you should think about attempting to form an erectangle."

by The Ether August 11, 2005