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Laying a snake

To lay a nice, long, solid, turd. There must be minimal cracking with a minimum 6 inches in length to be considered a baby snake, 9 inches to be a teen snake, and 12 inches to be considered an adult snake. Anything less is considered a “worm,” not to be confused with parasites, although it easily is when said in conversation without prior reference. It is common to practice and prepare oneself to make the best snake one can before graduation from childhood to adulthood.
Don’t go in the bathroom for awhile, I’ll be in there laying a snake. It’s gonna be a stinky one.
by Layingsnakeismygame April 8, 2022
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Net-lay

This refers to sex procured through the use of the internet. Going online, communicating with like-minded adult(s) and eventually, having sex. No money is exchanged between the individuals. It doesn't matter if you pay to join the site or just use it for free (you have much more access when you pay).
I have been chatting onine with this chick for months. Well, we finally met and did it almost right away. That was my first net-lay and I am looking forward to more.
by mhmhmh March 27, 2009
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Laying a cable

Hi honey, I’m just laying a cable!”
by strangerthingsismmeeeelife January 7, 2018
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lay down friend

Even though he's not my man, I can make him my lay down friend. Side piece boo friend personal friend hennessy weed nasty freaky Netflix and chill nightshow
by kydeelou September 6, 2016
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laying the grime

basically means being the coolest bitches in 757. that's a big fuck you mcphee.
The ugly red headed boy exclaimed, "Look at those bitches with the wack nicknames, they're laying the grime!"
by HARAHSENRY December 9, 2008
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lai

The word for a person who is a furry but refuses to admit it.
"Tom invited me to a party with his friends the other night"
"Dude, I'd be careful Tom is a lai it might be one of those furry parties"
by TroutIsAFurry December 20, 2020
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Laying a cable

Hi honey, I’m just laying a cable!”
by strangerthingsismmeeeelife January 7, 2018
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