If currently employed, upon accepting a new job, the time between leaving one’s old job and starting the next should be maximized and fully enjoyed, as it is totally worry-free.
"Dude, I just put in my two weeks at Cubicles Inc. I'm leaving on the 10th, and starting at Spreadsheets Corp. on the 11th."
"Seriously? What about Pankow's Law?"
"Awwwwww fuck. I better tell SC that I came down with that 6-week long disease that's been going around."
"Seriously? What about Pankow's Law?"
"Awwwwww fuck. I better tell SC that I came down with that 6-week long disease that's been going around."
by TJones3 January 1, 2013
Get the Pankow's Lawmug. by The Elias June 2, 2016
Get the Incest-in-lawmug. The law states, "Whenever anyone tries to correct another's spelling, grammar, or punctuation online, he invariably screws up his own."
An example of Checkoway's law in action:
A: The woman that sings in the band is great.
B: You mean "The woman _who_ sings in the band is great." Learn some english grammer!!
A: The woman that sings in the band is great.
B: You mean "The woman _who_ sings in the band is great." Learn some english grammer!!
by lurn ur grammer August 4, 2008
Get the Checkoway's lawmug. The principle that the more stoned you are, the more likely normal things around you are to break. It is a direct relationship between the user and the objects (electronics, doors, food packaging, public fountains) wherein the objects break in front of the user, causing him or her to wonder if the item is really broken or if they are really high.
Circa 2012: named for the American designer, professor and coffee connoisseur, who first proposed such an idea in 2006.
Circa 2012: named for the American designer, professor and coffee connoisseur, who first proposed such an idea in 2006.
(After getting high) "Weird, my headphones have always worked before but now the left earpiece is broken. Is it broken? Or is this just Stone's Law?"
by StonesLaw March 4, 2019
Get the Stone's Lawmug. When two or more gay men are casually talking, online, inevitably, one will make a joke referring to, or assuming, the other's position (e.g. Top or bottom).
Gay man 1: Chlorophyll is so interesting
Gay man 2: Omg, you're such a bottom.
Gay man 1: Kween, plz. I saw you last night, dancing as such.
Gay man 3: Gay man 2 just activated YesGawdwin's Law by calling Gay man 1 a bottom.
Gay man 2: Omg, you're such a bottom.
Gay man 1: Kween, plz. I saw you last night, dancing as such.
Gay man 3: Gay man 2 just activated YesGawdwin's Law by calling Gay man 1 a bottom.
by Therealtylercodero April 20, 2017
Get the YesGawdwin's Lawmug. In Apples to Apples, Tim's Law refers to the ever frustrating occurrence of drawing a card that would have perfectly fit the meaning of the previous card played.
Judge: All right, the next card is "smelly."
Player 1 (thinking): Well, I don't have any great matches, I'll just play this one.
(draws "Skunk")
Player 1: TIM'S LAW!!!!!!
(weeps)
Player 1 (thinking): Well, I don't have any great matches, I'll just play this one.
(draws "Skunk")
Player 1: TIM'S LAW!!!!!!
(weeps)
by HoosierMan May 4, 2010
Get the Tim's Lawmug. by __mybumhole__1 October 17, 2020
Get the Twin in lawmug.