by Larry the legend November 23, 2021
Get the larry lopezmug. a OP unit in CR this guy is mad strong dont mess with him or else your balls will dissapear :( he is a skeli unit VERY STRONG TOATALLY NOT 1 HIT OR ANYTHING PLS DONT USE ARROWS ON HIM :((((((( or larry will come to your bed tonight :((((( very sad also larry has a father you dont 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
larry stronk
by cope+ratio+l January 27, 2022
Get the larrymug. A chronically unaware driver who sets up shop in the left lane of any major Florida highway, treating it less like a passing lane and more like a reserved cruise control runway. Left Lane Larry doesn’t discriminate—he might be a local with a “Salt Life” decal and a sunburned arm out the window, or a snowbird tourist in a rented Altima with both hands on the wheel and a wide-brimmed hat still on indoors.
Larry isn’t actively malicious—just militantly oblivious. He ignores flashing lights, honking horns, and the visible rage boiling in his rearview mirror. But try to pass him, and suddenly he becomes offended. He’ll match your speed just enough to box you in, like it’s a personal insult that you dared attempt efficiency.
He’s the kind of guy who would quote the speed limit like scripture while doing 63 in a 70 and holding back a convoy of 17 vehicles. The moment you go around, he speeds up—not to pass anyone, just to punish you for trying.
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Common Traits:
Drives a base-model vehicle: Camry, Impala, Altima, or a beige Buick with zero visible dents (but plenty of emotional ones)
Has a college parking decal that expired in 2013
Uses cruise control as a personality trait
Turn signal is optional (and usually left on for several counties)
May sport bumper stickers like:
“I brake for butterflies”
“My other car is a prayer”
Or ironically: “Keep Right Except to Pass”
Windows always up. Volume always low. Seat leaned forward like he's landing a plane.
Larry isn’t actively malicious—just militantly oblivious. He ignores flashing lights, honking horns, and the visible rage boiling in his rearview mirror. But try to pass him, and suddenly he becomes offended. He’ll match your speed just enough to box you in, like it’s a personal insult that you dared attempt efficiency.
He’s the kind of guy who would quote the speed limit like scripture while doing 63 in a 70 and holding back a convoy of 17 vehicles. The moment you go around, he speeds up—not to pass anyone, just to punish you for trying.
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Common Traits:
Drives a base-model vehicle: Camry, Impala, Altima, or a beige Buick with zero visible dents (but plenty of emotional ones)
Has a college parking decal that expired in 2013
Uses cruise control as a personality trait
Turn signal is optional (and usually left on for several counties)
May sport bumper stickers like:
“I brake for butterflies”
“My other car is a prayer”
Or ironically: “Keep Right Except to Pass”
Windows always up. Volume always low. Seat leaned forward like he's landing a plane.
Cop: Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?
Left Lane Larry: I was doing the speed limit.
Cop: In the passing lane. For 14 exits. With no one in front of you.
Left Lane Larry: I was setting the pace.
Left Lane Larry: I was doing the speed limit.
Cop: In the passing lane. For 14 exits. With no one in front of you.
Left Lane Larry: I was setting the pace.
by Pary Moppins July 10, 2025
Get the Left Lane Larrymug. L“What do you think about this “Larry Stylinson OrgInAZaTIon?”
Louis: IVe NevEr acTuaLlY BeeN AskEd Abt It diRectly … someTimEs It comEs AcrOsS A BiT diSaresPectFuL tO The One ThaTs I LoVe Yk ElEanOr … if U GoOglE ConSpIrAcY On IPHoNes Ure GonnA Get A ConSpirAcy … in rEaliTy ObVioUslY ThErEs No TruTh To It ObViOuslY
Louis: IVe NevEr acTuaLlY BeeN AskEd Abt It diRectly … someTimEs It comEs AcrOsS A BiT diSaresPectFuL tO The One ThaTs I LoVe Yk ElEanOr … if U GoOglE ConSpIrAcY On IPHoNes Ure GonnA Get A ConSpirAcy … in rEaliTy ObVioUslY ThErEs No TruTh To It ObViOuslY
by 1obbsession May 23, 2022
Get the Larry Stylinsonmug. An individual with lots of money and cars, also can be used to refer to a male that attracts a lot of females
by Xbffgb July 28, 2018
Get the Lanky Larrymug. A haircut that resembles Larry Fine (born Louis Feinberg) of Three Stooges fame: a large top bald spot with thick, bushy, curly auburn hair around the sides and back.
Person A: No one walks into a beauty parlour and says "Give me the Larry Fine".
Person B: But you did just that last week
Person A: ...Do as I say, not as I do.
Person B: But you did just that last week
Person A: ...Do as I say, not as I do.
by Moronoki.com August 15, 2025
Get the The Larry Finemug.