jelqing joshua

of a friend who tends to jelq a lot in class and at home to get a larger penis

oh my god Josh is such a jelqing Joshua

by skibidisigmaohiogyattrizzler April 29, 2024

Joshua

Truly the amazing person to cross your path and even better for him to stay on it. He’s funny and adorable and so lovable. Sometimes walks like a penguin and absolutely loves the

Guy: who is that guy playing a Penguin game?
Girl: That’s my boyfriend Joshua, he’s my adorable penguin

by PurplePancake January 22, 2022

Joshua

Joshua is that one guy who always manages to bring his spotted dick(s) to all his friends!

"We all love Joshua's spotted dick."
"Is spotted dick a symptom of STD?"

by Hy__ March 7, 2024

Joshua

he's that one guy that'll always make you laugh and have a good chemistry w u
he's truly living his life who's full of passion for something
probably SpIdErMaN
he'll listen to u for hours and he's Obviously having daddy issues argh

?: ya boi im coming for u, watch ur back

joshua: make me

by nanaïs January 7, 2022

Joshua

Joshua's are the best kind of friends in real life but, online he makes sure that your life feels like the embodiment of hell. He is a truly terrible person online cause he will troll you until you wanna eat a pike, but in real life you would want to hangout with this man for hours. Joshua's are a rare breed for a good friend very trustworthy, kind, funny, and open. However, always remember Josh's can be worse than a stage 4 brain tumor online because they are genuine terrible human beings online.

Joshua is a good friend just not online

by its_me_pee_noi November 22, 2021

Joshua Cobby

Someone who accepts all of the albinos of the world and all ethnicities including albinos and accepts people who watch porn espicially nugget porn.

Josh:Hey tom.
Tom:Hey josh aaaahhhhh I just split my load.
Josh:Urrghhh I can't believe you are still watching nugget porn,but that's ok because I am a Joshua Cobby.

by Bsbejdbennxjxndn June 25, 2016

Joshua

A sweet funny guy that you'll want to spend the rest of your life with, who also brings out your naughty side. He's adorable, cute, and amazing. Although Joshua may be timid at first, his genuine and compassionate charm shine through above all things. He can be trusted with any secret and will always pull through even when the going gets tough. His understanding and supportive nature can put anyone at ease as he is never judgmental but rather always willing to listen with an open mind. A passion for music. While he does sometimes talk about sex, it's not all that's on his mind. Knows exactly the right words to say to someone to cheer them up. Great kisser, and a Sweetie Pie. Pure hearted. Easy to fall for and impossible to get over.

You're lucky to have a joshua

by Kayla985 November 23, 2021