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Baby Jeff 

A smaller variant of a Jeff but less cool and can not make a British Royal Guard laugh in 3.7 milliseconds but in 3.9 milliseconds. The only advantage a Baby Jeff has over the Jeff is the ability of P90X. Although there seems to be an inherent rivalry, the reality is there is a close fellowship none can measure, "heterosexually" of course.
Person 1: Who you goin wit? Baby Jeff?

Person 2: What?! Nah! Jeff!
Baby Jeff by Franman September 27, 2009
Related Words

Bad Jeff 

Someone who breaks lots of rules and is regarded as an asshole
"Hellspawn's role has been changed to 'Bad Jeff'"

The Jeff Dunham 

The Jeff Dunham - A sexual technique where you stick your arm completely up someones ass and work them like a puppet.
"Oh, look, the new seceratary just got The Jeff Dunham by the CEO. She's now a corporate puppet."

Pull a Jeff 

Excessive use of a credit card while ignoring the fact you have to pay the money back
I want to go to Cancun on Spring Break, but have no cash to pay for it, ill just Pull a Jeff.
Pull a Jeff by Fetal Gerth June 28, 2009

Netflix and Jeff

Watching netflix on your tablet or smartphone while taking a nasty crap on the toilet and blowing up the bathroom or trying to attempt a crap trap and being in there for over an hour.
I really had to netflix and jeff last night while attempting a crap trap for a friend.
Netflix and Jeff by itsmells September 8, 2016

my nama jeff lol xd 

a dumb meme used by the earthbound community
“my nama jeff lol xd guys lol im desperate for karma