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jake thompson

a random pedophile lurking in the woods raping children with a floppy dildo.
by a random pedophile called jare October 29, 2014
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jake morris

normally a man with an abnormally large baty,can be a gentleman however he belongs to the streets with his side hoe madison beer no main hoe tho,he a real nigga.
"yo that guy a chad"
theo"no hes a jake morris"!
by jakessidehoe August 20, 2020
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Jake Brake

When you're in the midst of receiving a sloppy beej and she gives a hearty blow that produces a rippling sound, similar to that of a Jake brake.
I went to the local truck stop and received one hell of a Jake Brake from Tammy the lot lizard....good thing nobody lit a match because there was diesel spillage everywhere.
by Jakebrakes69 March 11, 2022
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Jake K

He’s a bit of a trouble maker, if he wants he’ll hangout out with Nathan and his brother to do something crazy

He likes to torment an old lady by ding dong ditching her, he doesn’t care what people think about him.
Bro did you see Jake K got arrested?

Jake K is so cool, but his cousin Nathan’s cute
by wewillburntogether October 27, 2019
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Jake Paul

A human that many mistake as a dildo

And that would explain his fan base of horny teen girls
by @6_nachos August 7, 2017
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Jake Paul

A Youtube "celebrity" whose primary demographic encompass young children, often under the age of 12 with some exceptions.
Paul's fame originates from the former social media website Vine, an application which allowed for users to share 6 second videos. As such, he has little talent, as he was not an individual who utilized the application to showcase his video editing prowess, nor did he utilize it to showcase any sort of actual talent he had.
As of late, Jake Paul's fame has been derivative of creating drama related videos, and committing crimes, such as breaking into a sibling's house to steal his dog, and somehow he hasn't been arrested, proving that if you're famous, your exempt from the law in the United States.
John knew that the Youtube comment came from a young child when he read "fuck you! Jake Paul is really cool guy!"
by McDaddy's Big Patties November 7, 2017
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Jake Paul

Some kind of fuckboy on Youtube who still dabs and made a terrible music video named "It's Everyday Bro".
Fangirl: OMG, I LOVE JAKE PAUL!!! I DAB ON THEM HATERS EVERYDAY, DADDY--
Me: //dying noises
by definebird July 13, 2017
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