Jacob Sartorius

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I saw Jacob Sartorius. I want to drink bleach

by Do The Mario March 6, 2017

soft jacob

During intercourse with a female who has more relaxed vaginal muscles than usual (i.e. loose), one removes one's penis from said vagina, turns around, and drops a hefty log of fecal matter directly into the gaping hole of the loose vagina. After doing so, one continues to pummel this fecal matter into the back of the female's vagina until it creates a hymen-like barrier to the uterus, though this act should not be used as a contraceptive method.

Hi Jon, how are you?
Great, Mike. I just performed a soft jacob on a filthy hooker.

by lhalman September 20, 2008

jacob sartorius

a talentless 12 year old that got famous from making bad musical.lys and trying way too hard. all the nine year old girls love him, for some reason.

nine year old girl: omG!!! JACob saRTORIUS IS sO HAWT!13!!!2!7!1!!
other ppersonn: wtf he's twelve? and he doesn't even do anything?

by yumplacenta June 29, 2016

Team Jacob

The team in which readers of the book Twilight by Stephenie Meyer refer to themselves as.

If you want Isabella Swann to choose Jacob, her beloved werewolf over Edward (the sexy vampire) then you are obviously on Team Jacob.

"Don't you think Edward is totally hot?"
"No, I'm team Jacob all the way baby!"

by Miz Prez95 January 13, 2009

Jacob Montgomery

A sweet sexy guy, usually married.

I wish I was a Jacob Montgomery.

by crispinglover July 5, 2017

Jacob Moores

He is a little gay sometimes. He is an idiot sometimes but always brags about how much money he has. He always has to be the best when he isn’t he is the thickest.

Jacob Moores has a friend called Jamie.

by #gdhcjehzjxbdhksbdhdndgsjevhsn February 15, 2018

Jacob Satarious

A cringe kid who sings like a dead fish

Jacob Satarious
was how he sang

by Vegeta547 July 1, 2016