midnight fireman

Getting up semi asleep while drunk and thinking your in the bathroom urinating, when in reality your peeing somewhere else like in the corner of your room.

I was so drunk I ended up doing a midnight fireman and pissed in my wardrobe instead of the bathroom.

by StuWi November 8, 2023

Midnight Tortettis

The sudden burst of energy affiliated with staying up too long.

My midnight tortettis were so bad last night, I couldn't stop laughing at the dumbest things.

by Brandoine May 18, 2020

midnight ballerina

A stripper

I used to be a midnight ballerina, but now I am just an influencer on Instagram.

by anonymous March 18, 2024

Midnight Dreary

A sex worker's rump.

I came upon a Midnight Dreary.

by LadyStix September 8, 2021

Midnight Fire

The act of running tor-ward's while having diarrhea then lighting the shit on fire in the middle of the night

She was screaming at someone and running tor-ward's that person and then doing a Midnight Fire

by DirtyDaddyFucker22 March 1, 2022

Midnight marathon

When you go to bed somewhere between midnight and 3 am for no apparent reason than not having to go to work the same morning.

Even if you do have to work the following morning, don't pull a midnight marathon if you aren't exactly sure what you're doing and how to do it safely.

by Sexydimma May 14, 2021

midnight effect

A phenomenon where you start acting weird after midnight and you don't go to bed.
The symptoms tend to get worse after midnight hour by hour.

Your friend: *started saying and acting something weird*
You : he's not usually like this. It must be because of the midnight effect.

by Robert Blarg December 27, 2024