Wind-up merchant

Dylan Evans

Don't answer any question from the wind-up merchant

by Shlag123 June 5, 2023

The Wind

In ultimate frisbee, what the wind is what is responsible for every bad throw and every bad catch you ever make

Bob: That was a horrible throw!
Jeff: It was the wind's fault
Bob: There is no wind
Jeff: It was still the wind's fault

by SarcasmSanwich June 14, 2023

Two shits in the wind

Not give a fuck

Sorry man but I don’t give two shits in the wind about ya gran’s funeral

by anonymous February 25, 2023

because of the wind

When the smoke alarm goes off.

The smoke alarm went off because of the wind.

by Debskelly1985 March 12, 2023

winds picking up

Strong urge to go to the pub is coming on

Geez the winds picking up, we’ll get blown to the pub in a minute

by PezLad70 March 16, 2023

three sheets to the wind

Being groggy and awareness-impaired due to there being one or more people nearby wif really "breezy" butts.

Everyone really pigged out at da free community baked-bean supper and then had an uproarious whizzpopping-party afterwards, and so a lot of dem went home totally "three sheets to the wind"!

by QuacksO March 22, 2023

Wind up

As a result / the aftermath

“Don’t defy them, or else you’ll wind up like the others”

by alexpc12309 January 15, 2023