snake preview

A dishonest, untrustworthy person's first, seemingly innocuous gesture that should have tipped you off as to their character.

It was many years later, after he had left her for her best friend, that she realized - his stiffing the waiter on their first date was a snake preview.

by Monkey's Dad April 9, 2020

Snake jew

A snake that is a jew

No way chase I saw a snake Jew on the mountain.

by Deeznuts6828374 September 4, 2017

Chode Snake

An extremely annoying or contemptible person.

"have you met that Dale guy that used to have that fake newspaper?"

"I have, and he's a real fuckin' chode snake."

by the Chame-Loc'ster July 28, 2023

snake whisperer

A girl who’s pussy is glorious to put your dick inside or good at blowjobs and handjobs.

The girl last night was a snake whisperer!

by Bangabangadoodoo November 26, 2017

Torpedo Snake

Torpedo snake; When u gotta go to the bathroom really bad.
Instead of saying "Excuse me sir, may I use toilet?"
You would say "Move bitch, I got a fucking torpedo snake!!"

(Family gathered for dinner sitting around a table)
Jim:"Mum, may I use bathroom please?"
Mum:"For fucks sake, Jim. This will be your second time!"
Jim:"Excuse me for having a torpedo snake!"
Mum:"Well atleast if you unload some shit you can finally fit through to kitchen door without being mashed. U fucking fat piece of shit."
Jim:" Damn mum, Maybe you have a torpedo snake too?"

by MrWatermelon July 12, 2016

Dead snakes

Used to describe a generally undesirable and/or unfortunate scenario or event.

Person 1: Dude, I just found that I have leukemia!
Person 2: Wow that's pretty dead snakes for you

by megawalrus November 7, 2012

snake break

The act of breaking one's male reproductive organ.

Dae Dae: Damn B! You was givin me that bomb head but just hit me with that snake break!

by Thirsty-Mah April 4, 2017