Condom Oven
noun
(slang)
A term used to describe a specific type of party-hopping, drama-loving girl from Grand Junction, Colorado — often found baking under tanning lamps, riding shotgun in lifted trucks and ricer’s with a different guy ever time, and somehow always dodging accountability like she’s on a varsity team for it. Known for a fiery mix of chaotic energy, glitter-stained selfies, and a suspiciously high tolerance for Four Loko.
noun
(slang)
A term used to describe a specific type of party-hopping, drama-loving girl from Grand Junction, Colorado — often found baking under tanning lamps, riding shotgun in lifted trucks and ricer’s with a different guy ever time, and somehow always dodging accountability like she’s on a varsity team for it. Known for a fiery mix of chaotic energy, glitter-stained selfies, and a suspiciously high tolerance for Four Loko.
by bajabenito August 5, 2025
Get the condom ovenmug. "A canadian oven is a guy who jacks off in kleenex, socks, toilet paper and his pants. It has been reported that he has been doing this since 7 years old."
by Kindaspooky July 2, 2022
Get the A Little Canadian Ovenmug. A deadly kitchen appliance that can severely damage fingers that get in the way while turning sausages. It is often documented that only "half of the oven" falls down and injures a finger during the sausage turning ceremony, however people have reported to have had a whole oven fall on their finger and sometimes even their brain stem.
by oveninventor August 12, 2018
Get the ovenmug. by DeMullet September 12, 2016
Get the Ovenatemug. by JBiznitz November 1, 2021
Get the Dinner In The Ovenmug. A large letterbox-shaped hole in an internal wall found in swingers clubs. The human 'pizza' puts their upper body in the hole lying flat, leaving their naked lower body dangling down for any passer-by to do what they want with. An activiry for submissives.
by Northnurse July 29, 2022
Get the Pizza ovenmug. by Fryeman March 8, 2021
Get the Miranda’s Dutch ovenmug.