dublin double-oven

A sexual act where two people poop on your chest while you drink a pint of Guinness.
Hey, last night Rosie, her roommate Karen , and I drank a bit too much and had ourselves a Dublin Double-oven.
by jellocakes69 May 09, 2018
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Bum Oven Omelete

Gently your male or female partner and have them lay on their back with their ankles at their ears. Crack two large eggs into their anus, and add any shredded cheese or chopped vegetables you prefer in your omelet.

Engage in aggressive, vigorous anal intercourse to effectively whisk the egg and mix the ingredients. Ejaculating into the anus is required to add a thickening agent to the omelet.

Add butter to a skillet and have your partner squat over it to expel the omelet mixture into the skillet. Cook over medium heat until the egg solidifies, fold, flip and enjoy!
I always season my bum oven omeletes with a little salt, pepper, and red pepper flakes for some extra flavor!
by Painful Truth February 11, 2022
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dutch oven restaurant

On a 5+ table, dropping a dollar underneath baits the unsuspecting fool and one holds him down while everyone farts at once.
On our last guys night out, the newbie got the dutch oven restaurant and gagged on his lunch under the table.
by Chuckie Sue July 23, 2022
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indian oven

The post dinner sex after a visit to the Indian palace
Buffet. When suddenly the overwhelming need to shit arrives. The common occurance is a similar result to a Dutch oven only spicier. Best done with SO in vacinity.
Cindy was screaming with pleasure that soon turned to horror as mark had subjected her to an Indian oven.
by Dorkbutt4never September 04, 2017
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dysfunctional toaster oven

When some dumbass is about as useful as a non-working kitchen appliance.
Kyle you dumbass, don't be a dysfunctional toaster oven.
by Whatthehellisbread March 03, 2023
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Overclock the Chocolate Oven

Refers to using a heat-stimulation toy on higher than intended settings on a person's anal cavity whilst it contains some amount of chocolate.
I wanna Overclock the Chocolate Oven, and by "Overclock" I mean "Bake", by "Chocolate" I mean "in", by "Oven" I mean "Asshole", and by "the" I mean "Chocolate". If ya know what I'm sayin.
by ComanRandle March 26, 2022
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