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Car Therapy

The act of talking about your love life, feelings, or anything else fucked up that happened to you inside a car with two friends of yours. This iconic trio must consist of one homosexual friend with a driving license, one female friend with extraordinary red hair, and you. Car therapy has also a mandatory stop at a drive-thru where the driver must explain to the fast-food employee the fucked-up subject of the night.
-Hey my best friend is about to get married to my ex
-OMG, that's so sad, Car Therapy right now, we will stop at McDonald's to see what the cashier thinks about it
by JimTheFabulous January 21, 2022
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car bum

A bum or homeless person who is fortunate enough to own a car but not much else.
We saw this car bum taking a nap in the middle of the parking lot.
by Siknik64 June 19, 2015
mugGet the car bummug.

Car Crush

1) That hot guy/girl in a nearby car that you develop a crush on as soon as you see them... that you will probably never see again

2) A really nice car you see while out driving that you instantly want
1) Passenger: "Oh man..."
Driver: "What?"
Passenger: "That blond in the black Camero next to us is HOT."
Driver: "Woah... I've got a new car crush."

2) Driver: "Dude, check out that Lotus!"
Passenger: "Yeah, I've had a car crush on it for the last few miles."
by shleeisme November 5, 2010
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Getaway car

the unique vehicle designated for a bride and groom to get away from the wedding
I rented a Bentley as our getaway car to take us to the airport after our wedding
by Notbray February 25, 2019
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Car Convo

When u pull up next to a friend on the road and start chating from window to window
I had a car convo with Max today, I almost crashed.
by Will Sherman December 12, 2007
mugGet the Car Convomug.

k-car

1. Any Dodge Aries and Plymouth Reliant vehicles or variants.

They had Mitsubishi 2.6 L engines or Chrysler 2.2/2.5 L engines, not producing more horsepower than of those of an electric granny scooter.

Legend has that a boss at McKevitt Trucking produced these vehicles with ball-less (detesticulated) technical specifications so it won't go more than 55 miles per hour. Most drivers driving K-Cars are Sunday drivers or those who want the looks of a car but YET the power of an electric go-kart or granny pusher scooter.

In 1989, the final bona fide k-Cars were constructed and were swept under the carpet.

2. Although "erroneously" used: Any "k-car" wannabes (in terms of mass-production, or familiarity) from other vehicles like the Chevy Cavalier/Pantiass Sunfire or the Ford Escort.
Pontiac Sunfire: GM's answer to the Chrysler K-Car.
by Damn Damn Danno October 4, 2005
mugGet the k-carmug.

car vertigo

When you're sitting at a stop light and a truck/car next to you rolls back a little, you immediately STOMP on the brake even though you're not moving. Your brain thought you were moving forward because the other vehicle was moving back.
In traffic, a vehicle next to you moves backwards but really it appears you are moving forward so you freak out and brake even harder so you don't hit the car in front of you. You have experienced car vertigo!
by ladeebug June 23, 2007
mugGet the car vertigomug.

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