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twillight zone

The twillight zone is when a man jumps you and then leads you into an alley way and you agree to consentual sex with him. usually a head job
e.g "A MAN JUMPED ME LAST WEEK INTO THE TWILLIGHT ZONE!"
"oh shit!"
by FUZEMANICUS June 21, 2016
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Friend zone

A fictional place that men describe where a woman only wants a platonic relationship with him
by DJSwag October 22, 2018
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Advocate-Zone

The status between "friend-zone" and "love-zone". These "advocates" usually travel around the world together to advocate many great causes. Though, usually stuck with a hotel room with one queen-sized bed while visiting developing countries, the male figure awkwardly has to ask to sleep in the bathtub due to the lack of "love-zone" status. While in the bathtub, the male usually has to keep a constant watch on the drain-hole because occasionally wild cobras will come out and feed on him. The male "advocate" should most wisely bring duct tape or, better yet, a large stone to cover the drain hole while he sleeps.
Hey, man, I heard that you got to be in her Advocate-Zone! How did you cope with the cobras?

It wasn't to bad, I brought a taser so that I could sting them when they came out of the drain pipe.
by pseudonymFood June 21, 2012
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Benthic Zone

The lowest level in a body of water such as a lake or the oceans.
the Benthic Zone
by this is uber gay May 19, 2010
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Dark Zoning

When someone has took so many L’s to the point where they are now willing to do anything to satisfy the simplest desire no matter how degrading or self-humiliating it is. People who dark-zone usually don’t realize that the things they are willing to do are abnormal. These people are similar to a simp but far worse in every aspect.
Guy 1: Josh has been having vigorous sex with his car because Stacy has rejected him 5 times in the span of two months.

Guy 2: Oh he’s totally dark zoning
by TheHuskySpam March 27, 2020
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Follow the Zone

if you are in the storm, now is not the time for swimming
FOLLOW THE ZONE, ITS A 1V3
by fortnite52 October 1, 2022
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Parent-Zoned

A close/best friend that still loves you, but no longer needs you for support, entertainment, guidance, affection, etc., and gradually stops involving you in their life/seeking you out in the same way or for the same reasons.

They still love you and will still answer/respond at the same rate when you reach out to them, but will no longer contact you on their own unless it's a special occasion, an emergency, or they need something specific.

Much like how children and young adults stop wanting to spend time with their parents and would rather spend time with their friends instead.

Being parent-zoned means you've essentially been replaced as a friend but without any malice or loss of love / emotional importance.
He still treats me with a lot of love and respect and is always there when I need him, but he doesn't call or text nearly as much as he used to. His personal situation hasn't changed, guess I've just been parent-zoned.
by Linas Hulac July 3, 2023
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