Got married in the wrong garden

1. Their relationship was doomed from the beginning

Oh they’re fighting again? They got married in the wrong garden...

by Balloon66 May 9, 2021

Garden gnoming

The act of laying down in a garden bed and having sex. Or shortened to gnomed. Example - have you gnomed anyone lately?

Have you been garden gnoming lately?

by Threetrumpetsandastrumpet June 7, 2018

Garden

(slang)(verb)
To smoke marijuana; to consume weed. Often used metaphorically, to romanticize the process and be discreet.

Jane gardens every evening to unwind, finding peace in her little ritual.

by para_anomaly June 25, 2024

me zoinkey ez en ze Garden

My dick is in the Vagina

me Zoinkey ez en ze garden

by Farthead210 May 22, 2023

Covent Garden Tube station

The shittest tube station in london. Had to climb the stairs about 15 storeys up coz the lift fucked itself. Totally buggered after that lol

Covent Garden Tube station is a bloody nightmare, just stay on the train until leicester square

by fearlessmonkey8 January 4, 2023

market-garden

When you strike someone from above with a portable gardening shovel with extreme amounts of vertical velocity.

I'll "market-garden" his ass.

by epstone July 6, 2025

Garden Snakin' it

A harmless and unnassuming charachter illustrating qualities of quickness, deception, and all around sneakiness.

Has anyone seen Tony? Last I saw he was garden snakin' it all over the Hard Rock Hotel.

by Tony Goldstein July 29, 2009