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cracking ten

Slang term for defecation. Sometimes rumored to have been invented by George Washington while crossing the Potomac. It is a general term for the action of defecation, but can be altered after the "cracking" to describe the volume or intensity of the defecation.
"Bretheren...observe as I go forth and crack ten unto this mighty river."

"Hey guys, I totally cracked fifteen in that dumpster!"

"I gotta crack ten, be right back."
by Beef Sniper July 20, 2008
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Ten yard cock licker

A slut cheerleader that has put her mouth on ten yards of cock.
Hey did you hear about Tiffany?
No, what about her?
She was caught having an orgy with the whole football team!
wow, what a ten yard cock licker.
by SomeItalian November 9, 2023
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ned i bet ten i b ore oj

Ned i bet ten I b ore oj is the president

Joe Robinette biden name written backwards. It refers to biden betting his friend ned that he is a preop transsexual (ore) that does a lot of business. (Oj)
Ned I bet ten I b ore oj, ( while trying to castrate any kids that aren't aborted)
by Joshamaphone May 10, 2023
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Totti Ten

Named after the Roma Legend Francesco Totti. A Totti Ten is completed when a young man successfully pulls 10 girls in one night. Folklore speaks of the first perfect Totti Ten being completed by a boy in Preston attending a night out at the beginning of Sixth Form. Rumour has it Lancashire Life wrote an article on the topic.
Boy 1: Did you have a good night out?

Boy 2: Yes mate I pulled off a Totti Ten!
Boy 1: Well done, I hope my life is one day as successful as yours!
by Paddy Blaney August 4, 2016
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Ten master

A woman who can instantly achieve a state of complete bliss by immersing herself in David Tennant.
When Jess found herself watching one of her Doctor Who DVDs while playing a David Tennant slideshow on YouTube and ordering Fright Night tickets online, she knew she had finally become a Ten master.
by MsRoseTyler November 9, 2011
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I Read The Karate Empty Hand Book Ten Times Of Each Page Until Readed Or Deadu
I Read The Karate Empty Hand Book Ten Times Of Each Page Until Readed Or Deadu
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 31, 2025
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five will get you ten

... or you will lose your five! It means the odds are even (double or nothing)
Toss a coin! Five will get you ten!
by archivista January 17, 2018
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