Florida

Aligator place

Holy roly poly eating guacamole! Is that an aligator? Are we in Florida?

by memeyshlimoloninie May 17, 2023

Florida

The arsehole of America

“We’re taking you two on holiday”
“Oooooh where to daddy??”
“Florida”
“Drop us round Grandma’s and go by yourself you fat cunt”
“But… what about Mickey Mouse??”

by SmallChildrenPissMeOff December 28, 2022

South Florida Fun Daddy

A South Floridian father who lives to surprise and entertain his young children, while sharing his passions for fast cars, travel, exotic animals, and the movies Scarface and Cocaine Cowboys.

Ohh, Jason can come out later tonight after he takes his kids to Jungle Island in his M4, feeds them dinner at El Carajo and tucks them in for bed. It’s cool. His wife accepts that he’s a South Florida Fun Daddy.

by ThatDNPTwinMom September 18, 2023

Florida

state that represses minorities with laws and policy's, making life hard.

Florida lets us gerrymander minorities right out of voting so their voice can't be heard

by dip in the road August 30, 2023

Florida Pipe Cleaner

A sexual act that has the cleaning of a man’s urethra with a Dollar Store pipe cleaner

Oh man that Florida Pipe Cleaner was much needed tonight Steve

by Mike7493 April 9, 2019

Florida Rubber

The act of getting your soft penis bit of by a stripper and replacing it with a pink and green dildo then putting on a dildo and having a threesome with your neighbors wife and an alligator

My dick was small so I got a Florida rubber and had a threesome with my neighbors wife and the neighborhood gator.

by Haystackdaddy February 16, 2021

Florida

Florida:

A place where men fight crocodiles daily.
A place where snowbirds arrive and turn the state into hell.
A place where tourists break the speed law, so they can get to see that fucking mouse in the castle.
A place where crime is normal
And lastly, It's the Ohio of the Southeast.

I'm going to Florida.

Damn, thats so Florida of you.

by Florida-Man November 13, 2023