Dirty rat that looks like a panda, he has no hair and looks like Philip scolfield on a drug charge and personally I think he smells like the granite on scunthorpes worst gaff, has a worse hairline than Sadio Mane Vs Chelsea, holds kids hostage.
by Your dad's fleshlight August 31, 2021

by Blakes wife's September 1, 2016

The North American Blake Bug is a common house pest. Once in the home they are almost impossible to get rid of. They will consume any alcohol in the nesting area and leave rotting scraps in their wake. The Blake Bug generally nests in piles of dirty clothes,emerging only on welfare cheque days.
by HKWJDC November 30, 2016

Blake a very attractive person who has a big shlong. He will love a very sexy woman that will love him back. If you do not have a Blake in your life you need to find one.
by anonymous February 21, 2022

simga man ultra simga yo enver know what hes thinking about dont mess with him or you are sure to feel true pain, remember to never mess with him, women fear him, fish want him
by blakeambrosequarerl February 25, 2024

When you get so drunk that you go full Blake. This often involves taking your shirt off, wrestling with your friends, dancing aggressively and perhaps even injuring yourself before you pass out at 9pm. You then wake up the next day with intense feelings of shame and regret.
by Michaelisalwayswatching October 20, 2021
