The biggest of littlest bitches that cant mind their own business. That annoy the shit out of you but still expect you to want to talk to you. He is a little bitch. Not funny. Smart but in a mediocre way. Did I mention he is a little bitch?
by Bonk789987 February 5, 2020
Get the Ian Harrismug. Karen's mate. Ian has to jump when she says jump, or else. Ian washes her mini van, shovels her drive, brings her dinner. Ian holds her purse and baby as she complains to managers at Wal-Mart. An Ian never kicks Karen's hornets nest. Ian knows better.
by Bama Wins! 80 December 7, 2021
Get the An Ianmug. by Ilovetorchwoods123 May 22, 2019
Get the Ian Farissmug. The experience of reaching a conversational climax that sweeps across your conscious thought like a wave, or a disrupting gust of wind; a mind orgasm
Man, I just had this ferocious ruffled ian, the whole way I perceive the world is so skewed I can't even see straight!
by Inconspicuous Moniker December 16, 2008
Get the Ruffled Ianmug. A character who plays MAN-ly sports, and must be a beast at it. Determined to be the greatest. Will always make a serious matter into a joke, somehow. Such a nice guy, caring, loving, smart, and ambitious. Ian Namu will never fail to make you laugh, or at least smile in any case scenario. One of the most handsome guy you will ever meet. There sure is no other Ian Namu in this world. Ian Namu isn't fond of spelling, as a matter of fact, can't spell. But it's okay. When you lay eyes on Ian Namu, your heart will melt because his smile lights up the skies with shooting stars. This guy is the most faithful and utmost great guy you could be friends with. He is such an athlete, you would be impressed by the size of his... shoes. Ian Namu can knock you down a cliff if he wanted to, but he would help you back up. He is such a clown and many people act like they hate him but secretly love him. Once he is in your life, he will never leave even if you think he did. If he can make you laugh once, it causes you to think twice. He will admit that he isn't perfect, he will not quote poetry. No one can change him, because he is who he is. Smile when he makes you happy. Perfect guys don't exsist, but this one does. Too bad he has a girl in his life that he's going to marry in some years to come. Ian Namu, a 6'0" hottie. Hammah dolo.
by themostinsanestinsanityy January 10, 2013
Get the Ian Namumug. 
Hym "HAHAHAHAHA! I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE IT! IAN!!! I'M LIKE THE GREATEST DIAGNOSTICIAN OF ALL TIME! HA!"
by Hym Iam May 1, 2023
Get the IAN!!!mug.