Hooded Carrot

noun 1. a slang term for the female clitoris
noun 2. a slang term for the uncircumcised penis
noun 3. an infamous under-age college bar in Prescott, AZ

1. "She kept telling me to flick her hooded carrot!"
2. "So I took off his boxers and surprise! He's got a hooded carrot."
3. "I need a cheap drink and not to have my ID checked, ya know?" "Yeah, let's head to the Hooded Carrot."

by STEGOPHILEPC November 9, 2014

Hood booger

a dumb black individual that decides to make poor decisions such as hit licks as an athlete

hey tae wyd
Oh, im being a hood booger

by anonymous June 15, 2023

hood femme

She is hood femme with her hair did, Gucci bag, nails did, f-me heels, short skirt, curves on display but rocking a you want me attitude. You’d be lucky to have me.

She’s hood femme to the tee.

by Hood femme February 6, 2021

Hood ass

Hood ass is a term for an individual of amy ethnicity playing a video game in a competitive stance but in a casual mode, Hood asses typically using skins and cosmetics that are ugly or otherwise visually displeasing.

“Yo look at that Hood ass, his 90’s are so bad.”

by Metro_Moret August 3, 2020

hood wife

Hood Wife: a girlfriend who you will rapidly progress through the steps of a normal relationship with. Often extremely quickly resulting in a marriage like relationships. No legal partnerships is formed or may ever form. Yet with in the first few months you may find yourself regularly cooking for them, doing their laundry, and preforming regular household duties.

Adam: yo man did you hear about Ethans new girlfriend kelsie he met at the club!?

Christian: dude that’s his hood wife now.
Adam: wait what!
Christian: yeah man, I was at their crib yesterday. Ethan was on the couch doing her laundry while dinner was cooking.

by SadBoi98 March 26, 2020

Hood-Fix

To fix something half-assed

I had to hood-fix my bike today

by G-Z July 22, 2010

Hood Ballin

Hood Ballin is a game invented by a group of Colorado Springs teens that involves bringing a paintball gun into a mini van and shooting it at unsuspecting pedestrians. The pedestrians are generally the lower class individuals such as teenage gang bangers, and other such hoodlums. Hood Ballin occasionally involves the shooting of bald white men in the back of their head, and/or hitchhikers on North Powers Blvd., however generally speaking, middle and upper class individuals are not bothered with.

Hey Locandito, lets get your mom's mini van so we can go Hood Ballin fool!

by Trey-Duce :VRL24:: January 5, 2014