the mom, gets drunk at party then cleans up, used to be a major pothead, now doesn't smoke, sassy as hell, doesn't take shit from anyone, is friends with anyone who's everyone, always wears scarves, dresses for the weather, used to own the ATH, the counselor, straight up blunt, tells it like it is, sexy.
by koolktbbyxoxo January 8, 2018
Get the haleigh mug.A "special" person on many different levels. Slightly bizarre and sort of a weirdo. Likes to sprawl out on the classroom floor during math class and make whale noises. Is prone to breaking out into song and "cloud dancing." I'm gonna build a treefort with her!
You're such a Halen.
by rara13 February 9, 2010
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A rare sight, seen only once every 4200 years - when a guy is having sex while lying on his back, at the point of climax he pulls out, and his cum shoots with such velocity it shatters the lightbulb above the bed, showering down a comet of hot glass.
I performed a Hale Bopp Comet so hard last night, a team of astronomers are already saying they'll never see a better one in their lifetime.
by helloiamaperson July 20, 2012
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by Mooooggie October 14, 2017
Get the Hailey mug.A place full of people who think they have money when they don't, a middle class peoples heaven, 4x4's round every corner with blonde women behind the wheel and kids under the age of 12 in all designer smoking weed, where you can hardly walk down the road without being posted in "What's happening in Hagley"- A pathetic Facebook group made up of pensioners and unemployed women with nothing to do all day but complain about their husbands not making enough money. Situated in the West Midlands, near Stourbridge, Hagley is truly one of the best places to be in the UK without a shadow of a doubt.
James: "Have you ever been to Hagley Mark?"
Mark:"Nah mate don't fancy being ran off the road by women who can't even afford to be driving the cars they are thanks"
James:"Fair enough"
Mark:"Nah mate don't fancy being ran off the road by women who can't even afford to be driving the cars they are thanks"
James:"Fair enough"
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Get the Hailey Hotchner mug.A delightful sexual act in which the partner sticks his hand into an inpreganted woman and pulls out the fetus then begins to cover the infant in delicious brocoli and cheese then begins having sexual intercourse with the baby then the partner defecates in the vagina then while still inside the baby you place the baby back into it's mother with your penis then precede to have sex with both of them then ejaculate into the baby then on date delivery the mother eats the possibly month brocoli off of her baby
by ericbrianhailey October 15, 2008
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