Greek Blessing

When a Greek Orthodox priest comes over to bless your house, but instead takes a horrendous crap in your bathroom.

The priest totally fooled us and gave us a Greek blessing.

by Pre1982Penny January 21, 2010

Coca-Cola Greek

A person of Greek descent who was born and raised in the United States, and therefore is not a "true" Greek in the eyes of those who are citizens of Greece.

Dr. Xethalis is the only real Greek surgeon in the hospital. All the others are just Coca-Cola Greeks.

by Dr.X April 11, 2008

Gregg's

A really great restaurant in Warwick, Rhode Island. Known for delicious american-fare, it is still customary for many people to buy Gregg's awesome desserts! Unbelievable selection of desserts here! The place to take your Warwick girlfriend after hanging out at the Warwick Mall / Rhode Island Mall. After leaving here, stop by Uncle Matty's flowers (see entry for Uncle Matty's) and buy your date some flowers and then head over to the Sheraton Tara for some Warwick-style love-makin'!

Tracy was so turned on after eating the dessert at Gregg's, we couldn't drive fast enough to the Sheraton Tara!

by Laktaysha October 18, 2003

Greg Abbott

A very kind and nice governor who generously gives Texan women easy and free access to late-term abortions, specifically performed in schools when the fetus is about 9 years old.

Me: i lov greg abbott!!
Us: agred

by Norma dorms on a borma May 30, 2022

Greek

One who owns all. Usually have at least 27 cousins, eat lots of awesome food (Yamista, gyros, spanicopita). We invented everything, including the atom bomb. It was then stolen by the Italians, then by the Russians, and finally by the Bastards in the USA. We hate those malakas from Turkey, with their camel wrestling. They take over northern Cyprus, so we are forced to kill them.

Famous Greek: Jennifer Aniston

by Spatter Artist (Ioannis Tzilos) July 31, 2008

Greg

n. A guy who waits outside the bathroom waiting for drunk girls who look like theyre gonna puke so he can follow them in and put it in their butt while they're puking.

Man 1: Yo dawg, why u waitin outside the bathroom?

Man 2: I'm waitin for girls that are green in the face?

Man 1: Why?

Man 2: Shhhh. Hold on, here comes one now. This girls about to get Gregged.

by PMILK February 4, 2010

Greek tip

The act of inadvertantly handing over a pubic hair along with your money when paying for goods.

Little Sophie always dreaded acceping a sweet from her Grandpa, as it was more often than not accompanied by a greek tip (or two).

by Dr Zog December 16, 2008