goblin mode

when one mounts as a goblin would as they mate into the sunset

vlad: imagine someone going goblin mode under the concession stand, at 12 pm.
issac: dear god no!
vlad: but why? it would be so hot

issac: upon further consideration, it would be hot
both: (screaming) G O B L I N M O D E!!!

by lord thundercock March 8, 2022

Ass Goblin

Also finds loose change in the couch.

Hey Mike, have you seen my quarter? Na man, your ass goblin must have engulfed it.

by Dontonson January 16, 2005

Crotch goblin

A less offensive term or curse word for somebody that is a cock sucker.

That knob has just cut me up, I bet he's a right crotch goblin!

by Cpiddy7 March 6, 2021

loot goblin

A player in fortnite named AboToes

AboToes won't shut up about loot

AboToes took all of our loot, what a loot goblin

by xxxtentacionlad April 15, 2018

Chocolate Goblin

An alternation of the blumpkin, in which the male bends over and sticks there ass out and shits. As the shit is being pushed out of the males asshole the partner sucks the shit as if its a penis and then sucks it into there mouth and eats it. This is all done whilst the male is masturbating.

"I went over to sally's house last night"
"Did she give you a chocolate goblin"
"Yeah man, but she made me hookup with her after it"
"Shitt, double choc"

by jebudas666 October 16, 2009

Bust A Goblin

1. To do something that unable others to do right after.

2. Consuming food on sight.

3. Being gay at times.

Bust A goblin

Kid: yay we made the 10 inch card tower!

Goblin: (Smacks the tower down)

Kid: man...

HE JUST BUSTED A GOBLIN

by Justificationizilization! June 19, 2010

loot goblins

loot goblins are people who are constantly stealing your girl and constantly going into peoples pantries and taking all your good loot

Jeff “dang the loot goblins just piped my girl and took all my loot” Gary “i know bro they did the same thing to me last week”

by kab9 November 14, 2020