breakfast dimples

is when fat girls or rarly males have large indents in their fatty legs and/or ass, they are called this because you are able to pore milk and cereal into them for breakfast

'what did you have for breakfast this morning?'
'i had cereal from a chick's breakfast dimples'

by betterbeaf May 4, 2009

The Breakfast Club

An openly bigoted morning radio show funded by big corporate sponsors and endorsed by radio monopoly conglomerate, iHeartMedia a.k.a iHeartRadio (formerly Clear Channel Communications)

The Breakfast Club is run by a bunch of african americans with very toxic attitudes that cry victim every weekday morning on syndicated iHeartRadio owned radio stations while calling white people either "jar of mayo" or a "donkey" whenever they can while getting away with profanity and spreading divisive rhetoric on a regular basis

*kid and father sees mother in distraught*
Kid: Mommy, what's wrong?
Mother: My boss force me and the rest of the workers to listen to The Breakfast Club
Father: GIVE ME CANCER NOW GOD!

by Sgt. Bilby October 10, 2021

Amsterdam breakfast

To smoke a joint while one sips their coffee in the morning.

I poured my cup of coffee, lit my joint, and enjoyed my Amsterdam breakfast.

by HydroHoudini October 13, 2017

School Breakfast

Rat poison in the morning. Consists of:
Ugly looking pancakes
"Cereal"
Mini waffles that are actually edible
Apple juice that looks like kid friendly beer with apple flavoring.
Milk right before its expiration date.

I'd eat McDonalds breakfast rather than school breakfast.

by KiiboBestRobotBoi November 12, 2021

jersey breakfast

Waking up in a haze with a unidentified woman with big hair and rolling over to finding a hot Taylor Ham, egg and cheese sandwich, then hearing over the loud speakers "gentlemen, start your engines" - CoABM

jersey breakfast taylor ham Coalition of Alternate Breakfast Meats 24 hours of LeMons

by wfo October 23, 2013

Breakfast Of Champs

Waking up after a long night of raging with your friends you all go eat together regardless of time.

After all that vodka let's go to dennys and have breakfast of champs!

by cleatthemeat May 21, 2018

Breakfast Buffet

The mix between a "red pancake" and a "blue waffle"

Dude...I had sex with my girlfriend last night and she totally had a breakfast buffet.

by kaymizzle December 12, 2010