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national give your gf flower day

Today is the day you need to appreciate your girl by giving some flower cause why not
Boy: Here are some flowers babe
Girl: oh my god thank you so much. But why though

Boy: no reason, it’s National give your gf flower day and I just want to appreciate you.
Girl: Oh my gosh thank you so much. I love youuuu
by Just a lover babe May 12, 2024
mugGet the national give your gf flower daymug.

flower meat

Bitch yo flower meat smells like squalene. Clean that shit
by fritz aber March 15, 2014
mugGet the flower meatmug.

go eat a flower

a funny, more feminine way to say go fuck yourself pussy boi. used most commonly like the phrases fuck off, fuck u, eat shit etc. also used in a nerdy reference too.
ya whatever go eat a flower dude
by hardcore13 June 19, 2017
mugGet the go eat a flowermug.

Clown's Flower

I went down on her like a parched Spaniel when she squirted in my face like a clown's flower.
by Chilly Beef September 9, 2019
mugGet the Clown's Flowermug.

Timid flower

A timid flower is someone who is shy about the idea of sex, but is very kinky
“Yo I had sex with Lisa last night

“Really? She seems so shy”

Nah man, she’s a timid flower. She’s a wild thing
by Kane.mp4_v1 February 7, 2024
mugGet the Timid flowermug.

boiling flowers in the wing

An exclamation to notify someone that they have done something really stupid
If something has done something truly stupid and uncalled for, like setting a church with people inside on fire, you'd say.
"OH MAH GAWD, FREDDY! DARN IT, THAT'S LIKE BOILING FLOWERS IN THE WING!"
by bridget February 6, 2004
mugGet the boiling flowers in the wingmug.

flower house

Male brothel
It's like a regular brothel except you hire a man to spend the night with. Term used in olden times.
Who did you spend the night with at the flower house?
by Yokiyoshida July 4, 2023
mugGet the flower housemug.

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