Fat Fest

A sacred holiday and annual event, occurring on the night before Thanksgiving wherein a group of honored guests and loved ones gather around at a local White Castle.

They then challenge each other to a competition as to who can eat more White Castle burgers. Cheese is optional but does not adjust your score; consume cheese at your own risk.
At Fat Fest 08, Andy won with 21 White Castles, and at Fat Fest 07, Stolis won with 20 burgers.
by AKlim November 25, 2009
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The Fat Meatball

The Fat Meatball is a nickname given to a fat, Italian kid named Michael Scotto who lives somewhere in Marlton, New Jeresy. The name "The Fat Meatball" comes from his round appearance and his Italian heritage. He constantly boasts about how great he is at sports, while he himself isn't really that great at sports at all. He sometimes wears a New York Knicks basketball jeresy, apparently basketball is the most popular sport at his school so he wears it in an attempt to look cool. His cocky attitude toward his popularity and his amazing ability to play sports often results in many jokes being made about him. He also has the nickname "Chicken Nugget" because sources say his mother makes him chicken almost everyday for him for dinner.
Matt: The Fat Meatball was telling me how he would cross me up in basketball. So I dunked on him and he left crying.
Hunter: Ha ha. He thinks hes so good at everything he does. Today we played hockey in gym, and he yelled at the goalie because he let a couple shots in. So The Fat Meatball took kis place as goalie. He let in around 12 or so shots. By the way, does he even know what 'crossing up' is?
Matt: Nope.
Hunter: -lol-
by loldeadbabiesftw April 16, 2014
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no fats no fems

In the LGBTQ+ community, specifically gay men, the term "no fats no fems" refers to only being interested in connecting with other men that are "in shape and masculine". "No fats" means nobody overweight and "no fems" means nobody that has a feminine sounding voice, feminine behaviors or characteristics. This is a discriminatory phrase that is commonly used on dating apps, such as Grindr, when trying to romantically connect with other gay men.
*On Grindr*

Looking to meet new people for a good time - no fats no fems.
by isa14x August 28, 2020
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Fat Cable

Old East Coast Hip Hop slang for a big telly.
"A brother got ill and tried to snatch a Fat Cable" EPMD's I'm Housin'

Guy 1: dude, you seen my new set? Its a total Fat Cable
Guy 2: Yes mate, that telly is frickin out there.
by DaffyDuk1996 November 26, 2009
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fat cap

A spray paint tip that sprays nice and big/wide. Good for bombing and fill-ins on.
"Yo all you need to give me is my cans and my fat caps and i'll soon be all city"
by hamydeez January 25, 2004
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Fat

Geo's definition of fat:

Fat /fat/ adjective, fat·ter, fat·test.

Disgustingly disappointing; not able to perform or behave in an acceptable manner.

Syn. lame
Ex1: Dude, you're being fat right now by not coming to the show with us.

Es2: Dude I was so disappointed with that performance; It was pretty fat.
by The Creator of Fat August 18, 2011
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fat cunt

Becky Fisher -- chief indoctrinator at "Jesus Camp"
I am Becky Fisher and I rape childrens' minds with religious bullshit. I am a fat cunt.

by defenderoftruth666 November 17, 2008
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