snot fairy

N Mythical creature that visits you in the night and gives you a cold. You wake up in the morning unpleasantly surprised.

Yo man, I can't come in to work today.. got a visit from the snot fairy last night.

snot fairy by Grue December 30, 2003

ugly fairy 

A mythical creature that slaps woman as they sleep rendering them unattractive. Sister of the girl fairy.

Guy 1: "See that girl over there?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, she looks like she got slapped by the ugly fairy.'

ugly fairy by Michelle Barr July 27, 2008

hand fairy 

a baseball or basketball jock that loves man-loving. They particularly like to catch balls and throw their balls at other men. They will never let go of someone's balls before throughly fondling it. They like to get naked and have butt sex in the locker room and showers. They love to use their hands to stroke the balls of the other jocks. They are the type of men who refuse to have a girls' sports team because they would have less room for gay sex with other ass-obsessed jocks. They also refuse to wear a uniform that does not immediately communicate to everyone what a flamer they are. They can usually be seen touching each other's asses before any game starts to show each other the butt-loving commitment they make to each other.

Guy: Look at that hand fairy. He loves to feel that jock's balls.
Dude: I know. He can't keep his hands off those balls.

hand fairy by Tank6 June 16, 2008

dandelion fairy 

When a person makes a wish on a dandelion, the dandelion fairy carries the wish to heaven.

I wished for a new phone, but apparently the dandelion fairy hasn't brought it to heaven yet.

dandelion fairy by FairyGuide.com January 24, 2009

Teabag fairy 

The fictional character blamed for teabagings.

"Looks like somebody got a visit from the teabag fairy"

Teabag fairy by Mesey-mese December 18, 2008

cock sucking fairy 

Often known as Adgh

cock sucking fairy by Anonymous May 15, 2003

southern fairy

1) wusses from down south
2) people who eat fried chicken
3) people who think northerners are nice (!)
4) upside down xmas decoration

that fookin' frank, he's such a fookin' southern fairy

southern fairy by third place April 24, 2003