An individual unable to come up with an original thought that wants to say something profound, but doesn't even know what profound means!!! So they surf the web for famous philosophers to plagiarize in an attempt to sound more intelligent, illuminated, and enlightened. The only people impressed by this are their other illiterate, backwoods, toothless, hillbilly friends that think dental floss is used to sabiki bait fish.
Jill -Reading her facebook news feed wants to say something philosophical so she quotes Buddha by saying - "All that we are is the result of what we have thought"
Jack- Wow Jill is such a Facebook Philosopher someone should tell her how intelligent she is!
Jack- Wow Jill is such a Facebook Philosopher someone should tell her how intelligent she is!
by Pixstyx June 23, 2011
Get the Facebook Philosopher mug.Ultimate stage of simplistic philosophy spread among facebook groups. This new-age ideology is mainly based on observations of life by mentally-challenged teenagers. It is generally related to relationship topics, despite writers having obviously no idea about what a relationship is. By connecting sweetness to dullness in a 'poetic' way, facebook wisdom creates a whole retarded approach to life.
Popular illustrations include:
"Love gives birth to jealousy but jealousy kills love"
"It's easy to learn loving but hard to forget"
"You can only fight when you know what you fight for"
"The adventure of life is to learn, the gaol of life is to grow, the nature of life is to change, the challenge of life is to overcome, the essence of life is to care, the beauty of life is to give, the joy of life is to love."
Possible use:
Sam: 'You know Bob, life may be hard but death is harder'
Bob: 'I just told you I've just been dumped! Now, stop the facebook wisdom and get me real advice.'
"Love gives birth to jealousy but jealousy kills love"
"It's easy to learn loving but hard to forget"
"You can only fight when you know what you fight for"
"The adventure of life is to learn, the gaol of life is to grow, the nature of life is to change, the challenge of life is to overcome, the essence of life is to care, the beauty of life is to give, the joy of life is to love."
Possible use:
Sam: 'You know Bob, life may be hard but death is harder'
Bob: 'I just told you I've just been dumped! Now, stop the facebook wisdom and get me real advice.'
by Crazytaxi April 18, 2010
Get the facebook wisdom mug.One who:
i. Acts incredibly sad on social networking sites, like Twitter, MySpace and especially Facebook.com
ii. Acts nothing like their online alter-ego in real life
iii. Spends majority of the day on social networking sites attempting to "pick up chicks"
i. Acts incredibly sad on social networking sites, like Twitter, MySpace and especially Facebook.com
ii. Acts nothing like their online alter-ego in real life
iii. Spends majority of the day on social networking sites attempting to "pick up chicks"
Brian: Hey dude, did you see this hot chick I found on facebook.com?
Steve: You're such a facebook loser!
Steve: You're such a facebook loser!
by IWANNAIWANNAIWANNA April 9, 2009
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Get the Facebook Loner mug.(n) (plural: faggots) A generally faggotty person (usually male) who gets overwhelmingly popular on Facebook for no apparent reason. This may include posting utterly pointless 'relatable' Vlogs about 'how depressing life as a teenager is', to small twats for do stupid stuff which is '#funny' People who are 'Facebook Famous' are near the top of the SwagFag hierarchy, and are also under the 'Things wrong with the teenage generation' title as well.
(in a normal, spoken conversation) Person 1: Oh, have you heard of Will McGuiness <3 xxxxxxx
Person 2: OMG!!!! hes #hilarious xxxx
Person 1: IKR, hes like, Facebook Famous.
Person 2: OMG ROFL xxxxxxx LMFAO x
Normal Guy 1: Kill Yourselves
Person 2: OMG!!!! hes #hilarious xxxx
Person 1: IKR, hes like, Facebook Famous.
Person 2: OMG ROFL xxxxxxx LMFAO x
Normal Guy 1: Kill Yourselves
by Ireland&tsdominionsoftheGambia May 26, 2013
Get the Facebook Famous mug.The theory that Facebook is just like heroin.
Heroin is highly addictive gives you the impression that you can do anything and be super-productive, when in fact you're doing the exact opposite.
Similarly, Facebook is just as addictive and gives you the impression that you're socializing and making new friends when in fact you're doing the exact opposite.
Heroin is highly addictive gives you the impression that you can do anything and be super-productive, when in fact you're doing the exact opposite.
Similarly, Facebook is just as addictive and gives you the impression that you're socializing and making new friends when in fact you're doing the exact opposite.
Guy #1: Bro theres a huge four kegger out at the lake tonight! Let's pick up some bitches and get shit faced!
Guy #2: Naw man I'm gonna stay in tonight and go on Facebook.. theres this girl thats going to be in my class at AU next year, I'm gonna rail her!
Guy #1: No, you're not. You're being deceived by the Illusion of Facebook.
Guy #2: Naw man I'm gonna stay in tonight and go on Facebook.. theres this girl thats going to be in my class at AU next year, I'm gonna rail her!
Guy #1: No, you're not. You're being deceived by the Illusion of Facebook.
by baller4 August 11, 2009
Get the The Illusion of Facebook mug.1) The baggage- to friend, or not to friend? etc.- that comes with joining facebook which may impact your decision on whether or not to become a member
2) The past issues you've experienced on facebook
2) The past issues you've experienced on facebook
1) I can't decide if I want to join facebook or not- on one hand, I'll be able to connect with friends, know about events, post photos, engage with the world, network, etc., but there's so much facebook baggage I'm not sure.
2) "Why so down?"
"I'm just dealing with this bitchy wall post I got. God, facbook baggage sucks."
"Word."
2) "Why so down?"
"I'm just dealing with this bitchy wall post I got. God, facbook baggage sucks."
"Word."
by snappyhappyone January 26, 2009
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