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eventity

noun
1. A small event

plural - eventities
Due to the chain of eventities that happened last Friday, I have come to the conclusion that partying is not for me.
by dylan May 13, 2005
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evening slacks

An evening slack is a term derived from the eponymous label of the creature commonly known as the evening slacker.

Originally, in the early 19th century, primarily in London, there were men of reduced means who would attach themselves to elegant women entering fancy restaurants. Their motives can only be imagined.

In defense, the women began sporting man-like clothing, but looser, more feminine versions, in order to deflect the attention of these less-than-desirable clingers on.

Over time, that particular dress became known as the slacker, or for brevity's sake, the slack.

The tradition has really died off, except in pockets of conservative Protestant culture. Rumor has it that the term is still used in a few resorts in the northeastern United States.
Please note that during dinner, jackets are required for gentlemen age twelve and over, and for ladies, dresses, skirts or evening slacks.
by pdX-tal September 20, 2006
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Evensville

1. A place where if you're from you are extremely awesome. And its better then fortmill even if it does have a drug problem, it still kicks your ass all over the place.

2. Any kids named ryan coming out of evensville shall be the shittt.
Evensville is better then fortmill.
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evenyardly

short man, with a five inch dick, fat, but we all know where the fat doesnt go!
" ew your wont get sex till your thirty!"

"evenyardly is a pussy! since he has no dick"
by misssamazzing, April 28, 2009
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Event Horizon

Thick hair around the anus or vagina.
Look out!" she said, "Your hand is being pulled into the event horizon!
by Hirsute Adventurer June 1, 2010
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evenmorn

the point in the early morning when you have yet to go to sleep, but it's technically the next day. You don't want to call it the morning, but it's no longer the night, therefore it's the evenmorn.
John: Oh my goodness, it's already four in the morning!!!
Joe: Wow, it still feels like it night.
James: You guys!!! It's the evenmorn!!
by dpwupam November 30, 2011
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Event-Tasting

An act in which one plans to attend several parties or social events without the intention of staying for long. Usually, one takes advantage of any combination of free drugs, alcohol, swagger, or information and leaves quickly afterwards.
George: "Hey, bro, what are you doing tonight?"

Jordan: "I dunno I heard there is a fashion expo and three parties tonight."

George: "Which will you attend"

Jordan: "I am tryna get my drank on, so I might just go event-tasting"
by J Blagh October 15, 2011
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