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hairry elephant

when a guy puts his big toe into a girls vagina and kicks the girl. she falls back and he farts in her face. he takes his pubes that he shaved off before he does this and puts it in her mouth.
that hairry elephant was so nice with that chick last night
by dean14 March 24, 2011
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pressed elephant

When a male lowers his pants and underwear, exposing his genitals, then proceeds to press his genitals against glass. This resembles an elephant pressed into the glass.
As the car full of frat boys drove past me, one of them gave me the pressed elephant.
by yooL June 16, 2016
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pink elephants

elephants who were painted pink to make the world a lilto gayer place to live on.

-related to the purple bear.
omg i think i saw a pink elphant lets go hunt it down fo the tusks!
by kurt did me........100 times October 18, 2003
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elephant kiss

the act of an uncircumcised male touching the tip of his cock to the tip of a second male's circumcised cock, thus causing the excess foreskin of his shlong to wrap around the head of the circumcised male's purple headed yogurt slinger. basically the gayest shit imaginable!
so I went to the restroom at the bar the other night, opened the door the stall only to find 2 dudes with their pants around their ankles and they were giving eachother elephant kisses
by Andy in TX December 28, 2008
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Elephant in the room

When there is a fit girl in the room
At whys there an elephant in the room
by Billboshaggins September 10, 2018
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Elephant Kiss

When a man reaches down and smears his uncircumcised flacid dick on his underwear, in a horrible atempt to dry it off.
Shit dude, I just pissed and had to give my boxers' an elephant kiss.
by staycrispy October 29, 2013
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elephant trunked

when a guy jerks off into a tube sock and sticks it onto the chicks nose
Justin jerked off into his tube sock and elephant trunked his girlfriend.
by laurent8891 December 28, 2007
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